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12 hours ago, philpy said:

I saw that, someone on the wallyford community page shared it 😂😂😂

It’s a good 45 minute walk that they would have had to follow this pair in the car as well. Imagine creeping in your car at walking pace for about 3 miles and the nonce not getting at suspicious. Why not just ask the child if he’s okay if you’re going to all this hassle?

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To remember WW2 you'd need to be about 85 now and there can't be too many 85+ folk left alive in Britain.

Take away the number of 85+ who don't use both the Internet and Facebook you're left with pretty much nobody being able to share that.

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Be a wear lads, gyspys have levelled up their tactics. No longer do they simply tell / text each other where the dogs are to steal, they have a convoluted process tha includes the masterful tactic of tying cable ties to lamp-posts. Be. A. Wear. 

BTW, does anyone actually know anyone whose dog has been stolen, by gypsies or indeed anyone? Facebook is absolutely littered with people reporting lost dogs and I can't think of even one occasion that hasn't ended up with it being found in some park or shitting in someone's garden.

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19 hours ago, madwullie said:

Be a wear lads, gyspys have levelled up their tactics. No longer do they simply tell / text each other where the dogs are to steal, they have a convoluted process tha includes the masterful tactic of tying cable ties to lamp-posts. Be. A. Wear. 

BTW, does anyone actually know anyone whose dog has been stolen, by gypsies or indeed anyone? Facebook is absolutely littered with people reporting lost dogs and I can't think of even one occasion that hasn't ended up with it being found in some park or shitting in someone's garden.

There were three stolen in the same day in Dunkeld area, although they were opportunist thefts I believe. No evidence of chalk marks or cable ties was found. Of course the fact that an actual dog theft happened had full time Facebook mummies everywhere completely losing their shit. The best one on my local page was some attention-seeking bint posting about a "white pick up truck" coming into "her" street and going out again, which had all these dafties refusing to let their dogs out in gardens etc. 

It turned out to be her neighbour of 20 years. Even when the guy's daughter explained this, she was met with a wall of "YOU CANT BE 2 CAREFUL". Fucking morons. 

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On 09/11/2020 at 09:33, Gaz FFC said:

A huge number of folk on local FB pages sharing photos of cats that have turned up in their garden as if said cat is a dog and the owner will be frantically looking for an escaped cat.

I don't think these people have ever met cats before.

Wait until they see the cats carrying boxes of chalk

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