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You got rid of timeline? I thought timeline was a permanent change? How did you manage that then?

If you have Chrome as your browser, click on the little spanner in the top right.

Then go to tools, then extensions. Click get more extensions and search for "remove timeline" and add the first option - bang, bye bye timeline.

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Having been to a Bo'ness game, and heard their songs such as the sash and shouts of WATP, and having experienced the miners' club across from the ground, it all adds together suggests that perhaps the news hasn't reached Borrowstounness yet.

Having had the misfortune of living in Bo'ness for a year and a half, and having been to a derby in the Linlithgow Rose end, and also having been to the miners' club you mention (Fisons) a few times, I wouldn't be in the slightest bit surprised if that were true (that said, the miners' club wasn't too bad most of the times I went in).

On to a different topic, this comment about 50 shades of grey appeared on my news feed a few minutes ago:

Upon reading that public libraries are having to order extra copies of 50 shades of grey, who would want to borrow not buy that book. Atleast you dont have to lick your fingers before turning the page. It would be like a man going to the library and borrowing a copy of escort with the pages stuck thegether or, like borrowing your pals hollyoaks calander for a masty

He might have a point :lol:

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I've got a mate in Oz who is a complete technophobe so the only way I keep in touch with him is through his missus fb account. f**k sake. Every single day I'm 'treated' to hourly updates about their 3 kids like she's the first person in the world to have them and she has to share this wonderful experience with everyone. Everything from their sleeping patterns to what they're having for breakfast to what they're wearing....SHUT THE f**k UP, I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!

Having said that, they do sound like fabulous kids.

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Today would've been my grandpa's birthday. There's not a day go by that we don't miss you. He was a happy man that spoiled us rotten. I love you grandpa I miss you bad but you're safe now.. we will see each other again. R.I.P. FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS ♥

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Random bint: is single

Random bint: is in a complicated relationship

Random bint: is married

Random bint: is single

I wouldn't be surprised if we both had the same random bint as a mutual "friend". I would have deleted mine a long time ago if it didn't make give me a laugh every so often.

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A lass I used to work with has just gotten her brother's DOB tattooed on the back of her neck in Roman numerals, but it's missing an X, so the year (1985) has been tattooed as LXXV (1975) instead of LXXXV.

I don't want to say anything as her brother's disabled and they are obviously very close, which is fair enough - but you'd think if you're going to get something done in numerals you'd at least check that you've got the right one.

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Today would've been my grandpa's birthday. There's not a day go by that we don't miss you. He was a happy man that spoiled us rotten. I love you grandpa I miss you bad but you're safe now.. we will see each other again. R.I.P. FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS ♥

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To which the stock response should be -

You do realise dead people can't see Facebook aye?

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i just put channel 1 on and now i know why people say usain bolt hahahaha, a just used to laugh about it.. even though i didnt get it, now a do!

Oxygen thief.

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One of my friends has just created a page for, and subsequently friended, their 5 day old baby. Unless they're planning to use this page and this page only for all the baby photos then my level of respect for them has fallen. Heavily.

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