KnightswoodBear Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Whenever i see these cringy posts about how they love their weans as if it's something they should get a pat on the head for, I always think of the Chris Rock "Niggers"* clip. YOU'RE FUCKING SUPPOSED TO!!!! *that's what it's called 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Some shitgibbon's came out with another of those fishing for likes posts on a company's page about the great injustice they've suffered. In this case it's his wife was in Sainsburys, got to the checkout, didn't have enough money to cover the cost, and was asked to leave something she'd bought out to take the price down rather than the girl on the checkout writing off the cost. I'm glad to report that the vast majority of comments have told the whinging cunto to deal with it, it doesn't matter if it's only 1p. Good to see there's plenty of people out there who have no time for these whining fucks, hopefully those posts'll stop clogging up everyone's feed soon enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Some shitgibbon's came out with another of those fishing for likes posts on a company's page about the great injustice they've suffered. In this case it's his wife was in Sainsburys, got to the checkout, didn't have enough money to cover the cost, and was asked to leave something she'd bought out to take the price down rather than the girl on the checkout writing off the cost. I'm glad to report that the vast majority of comments have told the whinging cunto to deal with it, it doesn't matter if it's only 1p. Good to see there's plenty of people out there who have no time for these whining fucks, hopefully those posts'll stop clogging up everyone's feed soon enough. Someone seriously ranted because the Checkout Assistant wouldn't give them something because they didn't have enough dosh? Fucking brilliant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Whenever i see these cringy posts about how they love their weans as if it's something they should get a pat on the head for, I always think of the Chris Rock "Niggers"* clip. YOU'RE FUCKING SUPPOSED TO!!!! *that's what it's called ^^^ this silly bint got some ned's beans blown up her in The Moon (RIP) nightclub IMO It's fucking awful, plus she has the standard profile pic as her son, and not a day goes past when she doesnt stick a new picture up of this kid. "oh look he's on the bus" blah, fucking blah. Get some real friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Some shitgibbon's came out with another of those fishing for likes posts on a company's page about the great injustice they've suffered. In this case it's his wife was in Sainsburys, got to the checkout, didn't have enough money to cover the cost, and was asked to leave something she'd bought out to take the price down rather than the girl on the checkout writing off the cost. I'm glad to report that the vast majority of comments have told the whinging cunto to deal with it, it doesn't matter if it's only 1p. Good to see there's plenty of people out there who have no time for these whining fucks, hopefully those posts'll stop clogging up everyone's feed soon enough. I can't lie, i do love a bit of trolling on these types of posts. Once a women made a complaint to Scotrail for not allowing an old women on the train at rush hour as her free pass is only for offpeak times, so she had to sit and wait for a while i told her, i wasn't sure what was worse, the fact you left her sitting alone and got on the train, or the fact you treat an older person like a fucking idiot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 I'm always amazed at people who think other people really give a shit about their kids. In my experience, it's only their mummy pals that seem to care. Sadly, there are always plenty of them about to 'like' their posts and speak about their own kids, so the cycle keeps going. If the attention gets stopped, the posts will cease. Guaranteed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latino Lover Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Some girl I know who is alright in real life is posting about 3 times an hour about the 'best weekend ever!' With the girls about an hour away in the car. Heaven forbid she ever gets to an airport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 What the actual f**k? 9 likes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 That must be yon carpark at the Glennifer Braes in Paisley, am I right? 'Carpark in the sky' is quite possibly the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Got this guy on Facebook who posts a status about his car every other day: ''Should really learn to take my car key out the ignition before I go into the house haha'' ''Must admit, my parking is awful haha'' ''Anybody care to wash my car ? Its covered in bird shit haha'' ''What's good to get scratches off a car ?'' ''No wonder I've never got money on me, its all in my car haha'' ''Great parking once again bro haha'' ''You know its been a long day when you walk into the house and realise you've left your car key in the ignition haha'' ''Shite day, nothing to do might as well go a drive somewhere'' And his profile picture is him sitting on top of his car. I think he wants us to know he has a fuckin car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 That must be yon carpark at the Glennifer Braes in Paisley, am I right? 'Carpark in the sky' is quite possibly the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life. Aye, not quite sure why someone would go to a car park (with two other males) at 2.20am... It now has 16 likes, he has 1295 "friends"... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Got this guy on Facebook who posts a status about his car every other day: ''Should really learn to take my car key out the ignition before I go into the house haha'' ''Must admit, my parking is awful haha'' ''Anybody care to wash my car ? Its covered in bird shit haha'' ''What's good to get scratches off a car ?'' ''No wonder I've never got money on me, its all in my car haha'' ''Great parking once again bro haha'' ''You know its been a long day when you walk into the house and realise you've left your car key in the ignition haha'' ''Shite day, nothing to do might as well go a drive somewhere'' And his profile picture is him sitting on top of his car. I think he wants us to know he has a fuckin car. Posting 'haha' at the end of a sentence for no reason is pretty fucking stupid, and rather annoying. There are a few posts on my news feed which are even more banal and also end with haha. Does my tits in. Even 'lol' is a better way to end a post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Teenage lassies fighting World War 3 by having digs at each other in their statuses. Set up a square-go FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Got this guy on Facebook who posts a status about his car every other day: ''Should really learn to take my car key out the ignition before I go into the house haha'' ''Must admit, my parking is awful haha'' ''Anybody care to wash my car ? Its covered in bird shit haha'' ''What's good to get scratches off a car ?'' ''No wonder I've never got money on me, its all in my car haha'' ''Great parking once again bro haha'' ''You know its been a long day when you walk into the house and realise you've left your car key in the ignition haha'' ''Shite day, nothing to do might as well go a drive somewhere'' And his profile picture is him sitting on top of his car. I think he wants us to know he has a fuckin car. Where does he live? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 And yes, she does use apostrophes like that. At least she knows how they work unlike most people... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 She deserves deleted for her question, never mind the punctuation fail! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 ''£42 on petrol and £49 on a new tyre and its not even 12, sometimes I wish I didn't drive'' This guy just keeps on giving... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 A new Mum on my feed is forever posting photos of her newborn, sleeping next to various stuff, posting that it's "tirin' stuff"; Sleeping next to pile of toys: "Playin' with my toys is tirin' stuff" Sleeping next to basket of washing: "Doin' washin' is tirin' stuff" Sleeping next to plate of food: "Cookin' Mummy's dinner is tirin' stuff" Sleeping next to person in question: "Cuddles from my Mummy is tirin' stuff" And yes, she does use apostrophes like that. Havin' to read facebook posts from an utter fanny like Mummy is tirin' stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Got this guy on Facebook who posts a status about his car every other day: ''Should really learn to take my car key out the ignition before I go into the house haha'' ''Must admit, my parking is awful haha'' ''Anybody care to wash my car ? Its covered in bird shit haha'' ''What's good to get scratches off a car ?'' ''No wonder I've never got money on me, its all in my car haha'' ''Great parking once again bro haha'' ''You know its been a long day when you walk into the house and realise you've left your car key in the ignition haha'' ''Shite day, nothing to do might as well go a drive somewhere'' And his profile picture is him sitting on top of his car. I think he wants us to know he has a fuckin car. ''£42 on petrol and £49 on a new tyre and its not even 12, sometimes I wish I didn't drive'' This guy just keeps on giving... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEETHING Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 ''£42 on petrol and £49 on a new tyre and its not even 12, sometimes I wish I didn't drive'' This guy just keeps on giving... You might say that it's... ...tyrin' stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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