invergowrie arab Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 United's fb feed is a pain in the arse. Midweek they have a live text update from the u20s games with about 50 updates per game flooding my newsfeed. For the weekend they have the same thing for 1st team but for some reason it all turns up on my newsfeed on a Sunday night. Also cheesy as f**k things like a photo of the ground and captioned "This is tannadice, this is our theatre" or the shifty inspirational signs they have up in the dressing room that only a moronic footballer would take anything from. I would just unfollow but there it is actually good for united news. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 The more I read posts the more I think Facebook is set up for attention seekers. Status update Feeling low this week got five more sleeps then I'm on holiday. Can't wait to get wasted this weekend I'm at work. Never touching drink again Someone flashed their lights at me in the car. Shut up shut up shut up, Chris Morris was right about the rise of the idiots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 One of the wife's Facebook friends "Dirty foreigners stole my ashtray from my windowsill." Every about that status screams class 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Posted about 8 times in the last two days about how you've hurt your foot, have ye? Been put on my 'hide from newsfeed' list, have ye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 The more I read posts the more I think Facebook is set up for attention seekers. Status update Feeling low this week got five more sleeps then I'm on holiday. Can't wait to get wasted this weekend I'm at work. Never touching drink again Someone flashed their lights at me in the car. Shut up shut up shut up, Chris Morris was right about the rise of the idiots. before facebook these idiots were paying money to text these things 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeek Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 (edited) slug shite.jpg Loving the "bugging" pun. Perfectly executed with craft and subtlety, 9/10 Edited October 3, 2013 by Jeek 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 I like how Marshy's signature is a perfect indicator of how most people get that job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast_Tim Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Says more about the type of friends you keep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast_Tim Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Says more about the type of friends you keep. Got shared on my news feed you balloon. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Got shared on my news feed you balloon.So why 4 likes and no shares? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClathyDave Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Not annoying as such, but a girl I went to school with lost her mother recently. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, but it's the things she posts on Facebook that I find a bit creepy. Just yesterday she wrote on her mum's wall, saying how much she missed her, and wrote a big paragraph about how she was coping, and how work was. She also tags her mum in any status she puts up. This is all a daily occurence. Undoubtedly she'll still be devestated, but I just find it slightly wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast_Tim Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 So why 4 likes and no shares? The picture not the actual status. Fucking hell. Who gives a f**k anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 MISSUS BUNFIELD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latino Lover Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Not annoying as such, but a girl I went to school with lost her mother recently. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, but it's the things she posts on Facebook that I find a bit creepy. Just yesterday she wrote on her mum's wall, saying how much she missed her, and wrote a big paragraph about how she was coping, and how work was. She also tags her mum in any status she puts up. This is all a daily occurence. Undoubtedly she'll still be devestated, but I just find it slightly wrong. Yeah that's creepy. A few full Time mummy types on mine who have allowed there far too young kids to have pages are now tagging their kids in stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 When pubs and NIGHTCLUBS write status' like THIS telling you of all their AMAZING PROMOTIONS!!!!!!! It's usually accompanied by a named night like SEXY SATURDAYS and a popular phrase such as YOLO!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Not annoying as such, but a girl I went to school with lost her mother recently. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, but it's the things she posts on Facebook that I find a bit creepy. Just yesterday she wrote on her mum's wall, saying how much she missed her, and wrote a big paragraph about how she was coping, and how work was. She also tags her mum in any status she puts up. This is all a daily occurence. Undoubtedly she'll still be devestated, but I just find it slightly wrong. Just tell her they are having technical issues with the wifi in the graveyard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydave Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 The picture not the actual status. Fucking hell. Who gives a f**k anyway? Haha caught out again you utter fud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Or indeed anything in general from the 'Teens of Swag' page. But this one's my personal favourite: So much fail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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