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Are those the ones that are meant to sort of resemble the poster?

If so, aye they can f**k right off.

 

Completely agree and the thing that annoys me most is big fat c***s who are very generous to themselves when making themselves into a cartoon.

Found out you can block Bitstrips completely, without blocking the person who's posted it. You're welcome ;)

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**URGENT** GIRAFFE GAME NOTICE **URGENT**

Whoah! Just found out that the Giraffe challenge was set up by the hacking group Anonymous. Apparently they're going to embark on a random "cleansing" program which will wipe out the bank accounts and hard drives of those people who have giraffe profile pics ... A few of my mates already had it happen, so gets to changing your pics back!!!

:lol:

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Here's another one doing the rounds:

A virus that exploits the recently discovered JPEG vulnerability has been discovered spreading over google's giraffe pictures.


"It's been done in the past, but with HTML code instead of the JPEG," said James Thompson, chief technical officer for SANS' Internet Storm Center, the organization's online-security research unit. "It is a virus, but it didn't spread very far. We've only had two reports of it."

The Facebook message goes like this: "I just changed my profile picture to a giraffe, but my answer was wrong" When you do it, Facebook automatically gives the hackers your user mail and password, malicious code embedded in the JPEG image gives the hackers everything they need, James said.

The code also installs a back door that can give hackers remote control over the infected computer. Antivirus expert Fred Hypponen of F-Secure warned on Wednesday that the JPEG exploit can also damage your Iphone if you charge it with your computer. By default, antivirus software only scans for .exe files. And even if users change the settings on antivirus software, the JPEG file name extensions can be manipulated to avoid detection.

Microsoft and google are working on it now, oct 25. We recommend Facebook users: DO NOT change your profile picture to giraffes.

:lol::lol:

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I would point out her mistakes out to her (in a non-sarcastic and patient tone of course), but last time I pulled her up on saying "my bad", she started lambasting me for taking the piss out of the dyslexic. I'll just turn the other cheek.

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a burd on my timeline, who has a masters degree in vaguebooking from Vague university, has posted a 'hilarious' e-card slagging people who vaguebook for reactions.

I posted a generic 'irony meter explosion' picture, seing how long it takes to be defriended. Though hopefully I survive, she has awesome norkage.

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Its as old as Facebook, and will have been mentioned on here dozens of times, but the number of people that simply put one word statuses like 'awful', or 'dreadful', expecting the grief merchants to latch on with the usual 'oh whats up hunny?" shite. The usual response is 'dont really wanna talk about it', oh great, attention seeking whiney arseholes. Never fails to wind me up.

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Its as old as Facebook, and will have been mentioned on here dozens of times, but the number of people that simply put one word statuses like 'awful', or 'dreadful', expecting the grief merchants to latch on with the usual 'oh whats up hunny?" shite. The usual response is 'dont really wanna talk about it', oh great, attention seeking whiney arseholes. Never fails to wind me up.

The answer is to post a similar status, and when people ask what's wrong, say your day has been ruined by people vaguebooking.

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