throbber Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 If people insist on making an rip status for Paul Walkers friend who none of us knew anything about then they should make an RIP status for everyone who ever dies in a car crash or any accident for that matter if they're so sensitive. The amount of respect i have lost for people because of Facebook is actually sad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 One of my best friends has recently had a baby. Up until that point she had been very much against the general f*ckwittery of Full-time Mummys. Today she posted this... Not only is this type of shit irritating, it's also utter bollocks full of outright lies. It's just yet another 'look at me' thing in the end. Why else would someone post something full of such deliberate innacuracies all designed to elicit sympathy as well as attention? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Not only is this type of shit irritating, it's also utter bollocks full of outright lies. It's just yet another 'look at me' thing in the end. Why else would someone post something full of such deliberate innacuracies all designed to elicit sympathy as well as attention? Correct, no chance they start at 5am, I see a lot of hen dropping off their kids still wearing PJs! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 (edited) Correct, no chance they start at 5am, I see a lot of hen dropping off their kids still wearing PJs! pfffft, seethingmum's in her black lingerie by the back of 9. Edited December 3, 2013 by Boghead ranter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coooombe Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 "Why has Tom Daley coming out as gay become 'big news'? He's gay...so what? So is 90% of the rest of the world." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Christmas trees. Christmas trees everywhere This. I 'thanked' all my friends for posting a picture of a large green triangle with tinsel on it which so many worked sooo hard to make. I then offered to post a picture of my toilet after it's cleaned so that the world can see. My mother then told me to get into the festive spirit. I decided to do I was told. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 This. I 'thanked' all my friends for posting a picture of a large green triangle with tinsel on it which so many worked sooo hard to make. I then offered to post a picture of my toilet after it's cleaned so that the world can see. My mother then told me to get into the festive spirit. I decided to do I was told. Hardly feckin rounds standard (My OCD requires me to request you put the lid down and flip the roll so that the 'overhang' is away from the wall ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 I never said I was a dabber shipmate. I was a Writer who was too busy shining my arse to be cleaning for rounds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofjenova Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Noticed a few shares from "Adult humor 18+" on my timeline - needless to say it's the sort of tame, dull, Hangover-meme style drivel that puts me in mind of those horror directors who stick some hardcore pornography in their work to give it that "R" rating. Or maybe I'm just fussy with my comedy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Does Lamont have nothing better to do than sit and make up shitey anagrams? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waal Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 https://www.facebook.com/events/697863170226849/ Deary me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Well done to the Policeman who liked this - in addition to all of the above mentioned misty-eyed, cloying, mostly made-up shite about what you 'make', you also make me want to vomit. Also, the annoying sirens could do someone with bowel cancer some serious damage if they think it's an ambulance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 IMG_20131203_224010.jpg Does Lamont have nothing better to do than sit and make up shitey anagrams? The O in No is a poppy. Textbook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 (edited) IMG_20131203_224010.jpg Does Lamont have nothing better to do than sit and make up shitey anagrams? Jesus wept, I'm still sitting on the fence on independence, but with wingnuts like that, I'm posting "YES PLEASE". I particularly liked the line "We do not think this is a coincidence"... well wtf is it then? Divine providence? Alex Salmond sitting at home with Scrabble tiles dreaming up a secret FU to the people of Scotland? You might want to go and comment that "Protect the Union" is an anagram of "Incoherent Tot-up", Edited December 4, 2013 by Cardinal Richelieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertlegend Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 IMG_20131203_224010.jpg Does Lamont have nothing better to do than sit and make up shitey anagrams? Not a coincidence? I don't think a politician has the brains to work that anagram out! And more to the point did someone sit and look at the title and think "wonder what else that could spell" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 They wouldn't use sirens for that tbf the pay is a bit shite and pensions fucked, but it's not the worst job, I knew I'd miss Xmas when I signed up! Did you get a parking ticket or done for being on your phone op?lol Doesn't look too bad to me: http://www.scotland.police.uk/about-us/finance/pay-and-grading-structure/ http://www.sppa.gov.uk/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=860&Itemid=1555 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 (edited) They wouldn't use sirens for that tbf the pay is a bit shite and pensions fucked, but it's not the worst job, I knew I'd miss Xmas when I signed up! Did you get a parking ticket or done for being on your phone op?lol Nothing against the police per se, as long as people don't act like they're fucking saints because an awful lot of them clearly are not. The worst thing about this is that it's a polis giving himself a big pat on the back. At least nurses seem to wait for others to declare them saints and when they do it's normally slightly more justified! Edit - Also, in my experience, an awful lot of police do as much as possible to avoid being in danger's way. Edited December 5, 2013 by The OP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Well done to the Policeman who liked this - in addition to all of the above mentioned misty-eyed, cloying, mostly made-up shite about what you 'make', you also make me want to vomit. Also, the annoying sirens could do someone with bowel cancer some serious damage if they think it's an ambulance. That makes me want to go on an armed rampage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 I was wondering what all the commotion was outside, a whooshing noise and things inexplicably falling over. My bemusement didn't last long; one look at Facebook told me that it's windy outside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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