Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 It's not amazing how quickly your litter have grown in the last 2 years. In fact, it's completely fucking normal, and more fucking mundane than you could possibly imagine. c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 The exam results yesterday confirm how fantastic some parents are, while simultaneously starting the countdown to "first day at school" posts from others. People with kids are arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 The exam results yesterday confirm how fantastic some parents are, while simultaneously starting the countdown to "first day at school" posts from others. People with kids are arseholes. Call me an arsehole! Ya arsehole!We are great. And so are our darling kids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Facebook, the twisted brainwrong of one off man mentals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Post this on facebook and see how long it takes a burd to agree with it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Post this on facebook and see how long it takes a burd to agree with it I'm not one to generalise, but all women are sociopathic arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 22 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: What did you do to deserve that? Befriended people named Keegan, Tyler, Noah and Deven, presumably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 6 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Post this on facebook and see how long it takes a burd to agree with it That shit can't be real? Tell me no guy in their right mind would put up with that shit?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Missing: the good old British comma. Not seen since arsehole right wing numpties took their first clumsy steps on to the world wide web. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 15 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Post this on facebook and see how long it takes a burd to agree with it I presume Crazy Girl found out that her boyfriend was banging skanks behind her back. At least she knows that saying "I love you" once a day magically wards off stray tail. I'm also reading it that Tyler, Noah, Deven, and Josh are her exes, and he likes to rip the pish out of her for shagging guys with such terrible names. Fair play. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 9 hours ago, ajwffc said: Presumably an Axis victory in WWII would have been preferable? We'd all be fluent in a second language for a start, I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WullieBroonIsGod Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 11 years old.... eyebrows and nails done for school?Is this normal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 No. It's far from normal. Unfortunately it's not entirely unusual either. Folk are c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Couple of girls in my son's class have been getting that kind of shit done for years, and I think there's been some friction with the school over how much makeup they're allowed to wear. He starts P7 this year. Also had a mother in the shop last night telling her daughter that she couldn't have sweets because she's bought her makeup earlier in the day. Kid looked like she was about eight, maybe. They'll all claim that it's their daughters that insist on having that shit done. Total coincidence that the mothers are always folk who spend hours plucking and painting themselves before leaving the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WullieBroonIsGod Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 I'll sound like like an old b*****d here but you got a new pencil case and school bag back in my day [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 11 years auld?! That's wrong. They should be running about in dungarees and setting fire to stuff at that age. Modern life, what a load of utter pish. Let kids be kids ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 On second thoughts, the dungarees thing may just have been me and my sister. Think our mum got them on a 2 for 1 deal or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 1 hour ago, resk said: 11 years auld?! That's wrong. They should be running about in dungarees and setting fire to stuff at that age. "Act your age. Go and break some windows. Demolish some phone boxes." ~ Gregory - Gregory's Girl. 1980 Poor little buggers don't even have phone boxes any more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 1 hour ago, resk said: On second thoughts, the dungarees thing may just have been me and my sister. Think our mum got them on a 2 for 1 deal or something. Don't remember any mention of you having a sister. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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