Smurph Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 "Look to the left of your profile and you're top five friends are a; c**t. w****r. Dickhead. Cock. Bellend." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#Gary Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 (edited) whos aw goin ae iss rebel march on ae 3rd The same guy also created a like page "ad rather be gaddafi than a h.u.n" ... funnily enough about 2 minutes after a mate of mine who he also has added had posted "funniest thing I've heard at football in ages: I'd rather be Gaddafi than a saint" Do they ever do anything original? Edited August 23, 2011 by garymcc1874 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 'yay passed my driving test' 64 likes after an hour. I reckon I I put that up I'd get about 5, mainly because my friends wouldn't care. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 'yay passed my driving test' 64 likes after an hour. I reckon I I put that up I'd get about 5, mainly because my friends wouldn't care. ^^^ Has no friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 ^^^ Has no friends. ^^ how predictable, clearly bases his popularity on an Internet site. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Being a young Mum meant we met a little early, But i get to love you longer, Some people said my life ended when i had a baby, But My life just started, You didn't take away my future, You gave me a new one. My daughter is the best thing to ever happen to me, she is my world and i'm proud of being a young Mum! Post this if your proud to be a young Mum! ♥ Bye bye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Bye bye I saw that today. Also had somebody put up this: arg i can do wit killin meself like :s 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 There's a rumor going around that says boys are stronger then girls! Oh Please! Can you carry a 7lb baby in your stomach for 9mths? Can you cook, clean and talk on the phone @ the same time? Can you burn your forehead with a curling iron and not complain? Can you walk all day in 5" heels? Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everything is okay? Remember guys, women are only helpless until their nail polish dries Put this on your wall if you are PROUD of being a WOMAN!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I've never known anyone to carry a 7lb baby for 9 months. I didn't read any further than that load of bollocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanQP Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I've never known anyone to carry a 7lb baby for 9 months. I didn't read any further than that load of bollocks. i hate that argument its only 7 pounds for f**k sake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuggie_Murray7 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 One lassie on mines is an attention seeking twat. She's posted: "Feel like shit" Followed by: "Some people just reallly annoy me just want to slapp them allllll! !!!!!" Followed by: "Wat a shitty day :|" Then: "Bored out ma face :| fs" Sometimes screaming at the top of ur lungs really dose help! !!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH And finally: "AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" All in the space of 24 hours...seriously, if your life is that bad then maybe suicide is the answer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 i hate that argument its only 7 pounds for f**k sake It's not really. There's the extra blood in your circulation, additional fat, amniotic fluid and so on. Women actually put on around 28lb in total during pregnancy. That doesn't change the fact that you don't spend 9 months carrying around a 7lb baby, but then I'm just splitting hairs. The baby won't actually weigh that much until the end - if it even gets that heavy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Re: what the Minertaur posted... "There' s a rumor going around that says boys are stronger then girls! Oh Please! Can you carry a 7lb baby in your stomach for 9mths? Can you cook, clean and talk on the phone @ the same time? Can you burn your forehead with a curling iron and not complain? Can you walk all day in 5" heels? Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everything is okay? Remember guys, women are only helpless until their nail polish dries Put this on your wall if you are PROUD of being a WOMAN!!!" We can spell rumour. Men 1 That moron 0 As LM said, no-one has, unless they have a conjoined twin inside them. We have however eaten a munchy box and lived to tell the tale. Men 2 That moron 0 Yes, of course. We're not retarded so don't consider that some sort of achievement. Men 3 That moron 0 No, were not stupid enough to sear our foreheads with a hot object... Men 4 That moron 0 Why would we even attempt that? Also, I take it that she's one of the new high-heel toting Grenadier Guards when she has to walk all day? Men 5 That moron 0 We have never cried all night. Men 6 That moron 0 She hasn't heard of Rohypnol... Men 7 That moron 0 Don't know about you girls, be proud of being whatever you want; but not based on her ridiculous reasons! :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 We can spell rumour. No, were not stupid enough But can't punctuate correctly, clearly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 ok ive decided!! im just gonna bombard ur fb darling !! honestly, without a care of what anyone thinks about my bombarding.. i miss you terribly ♥ and will try not to dave it up too much!!! oh, and sorry about brief call earlier, i gave u a sneaky call but had to go, will try again after i hope you are well and happy my love ♥ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Fucking hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 But can't punctuate correctly, clearly. Now you're just trolling, you boring sad middle-aged twat. Inappropriately starting sentences with "but" now, are we? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Now you're just trolling, you boring sad middle-aged twat. Inappropriately starting sentences with "but" now, are we? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 "Look to the left of your profile and you're top five friends are a; c**t. w****r. Dickhead. Cock. Bellend." That sounds like something from the Inbetweeners. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 To be fair, you are a boring sad middle-aged twat. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanQP Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 That sounds like something from the Inbetweeners. its not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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