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22 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said:

So many people suggesting that I should share a post to win a car etc etc that the manufacturers are giving away.

It takes 5 seconds to check the page history to see it was created the day before.

People are thick as f**k

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On 31/05/2020 at 23:25, Gaz FFC said:

Anyone driven a 'made in the UK" Vauxhall recently?

I will stick to my foreign made stuff thank you very much.

I'm no that racist yet

Not recently because I remember them being fairly shite a while ago.

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2 hours ago, Todd_is_God said:

It takes 5 seconds to check the page history to see it was created the day before.

People are thick as f**k

Folk who spend 5 seconds checking it out certainly are.:P

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2 hours ago, Mark Connolly said:

Silly junkie, don't you know

There's no such thing as a Gruffalo?

 

1 hour ago, Bairnardo said:

I wish you were right about that, but no....

He'll be here in five minutes to sell me some blow

With his terrible teeth and his terrible claws,

And a terrible itch at his terrible baws.

Spoiler

I actually got a row off my Mum at Christmas for ad-libbing that line when I was reading it to my nephew 😄

 

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Local accident hotspot, every time theres a crash it's because of speeding drivers.

Added a comment and boy racers are triggered. Going faster is safer apparently.

So says some chav from glenrothes who thinks hes Schumacher because he put a noisy exhaust on his schemewaggon

 

This is despite the fact that the lassie who witnessed the crash said the car who caused it was speeding and on the wrong side of the road.

 

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