1320Lichtie Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 (edited) Going through to Glasgow in march for Noel Gallagher, 17 year old cousin and me, his maw got me a ticket. He looks like an auld c**t and tbh I probably look younger clean shaven even though I'm 22. Where's the best place to go that's decent and pretty lenient lads? Doesn't have to be a club just somewhere that'll be open till 2/3?! Eta the ex could probably get us into bamboo but I'll have to probably pump her and go through a month of harassment afterwards... Edited January 26, 2015 by 1320Lichtie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Going through to Glasgow in march for Noel Gallagher, 17 year old cousin and me, his maw got me a ticket. He looks like an auld c**t and tbh I probably look younger clean shaven even though I'm 22. Where's the best place to go that's decent and pretty lenient lads? Doesn't have to be a club just somewhere that'll be open till 2/3?! What days it on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 What days it on? The same day as Montrose away 7th March, Saturday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 The same day as Montrose away 7th March, Saturday. Are you gonna try and get in somewhere with a 17 year old? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Are you gonna try and get in somewhere with a 17 year old? Aye. No chance? He managed last time last year when he was 16 although he was with my 30 year old weegie uncle. No chance of getting in anywhere nit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Aye. No chance? He managed last time last year when he was 16 although he was with my 30 year old weegie uncle. No chance of getting in anywhere nit? I can't think of anywhere decent that they don't ID you, just bounce to my flat, we'll be celebrating the victory anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I can't think of anywhere decent that they don't ID you, just bounce to my flat, we'll be celebrating the victory anyway Away to try get a mates id for him. Think he could pull it off. Get another card to go alongside it in his wallet and he will be aryt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Going through to Glasgow in march for Noel Gallagher, 17 year old cousin and me, his maw got me a ticket. He looks like an auld c**t and tbh I probably look younger clean shaven even though I'm 22. Where's the best place to go that's decent and pretty lenient lads? Doesn't have to be a club just somewhere that'll be open till 2/3?! Eta the ex could probably get us into bamboo but I'll have to probably pump her and go through a month of harassment afterwards... I wouldn't recommend going but my 17 year old mate got away with another mates ID at the Camperdown. He's 28 and looks nothing like him. Get him someone's ID and you should find somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Whats that on your head, a wig? I said whats that on your head. It looks like something fell out of a tree and landed on his napper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Whats that on your head, a wig? I said whats that on your head. Looks photoshopped 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Mulligan and O'Hare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Why did you buy me chocolate digestives When you knew I preferred the plain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 She wasn't immunised and that's a legal requirement. She's increasingly slapdash, since we bought that new hearth rug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Going through to Glasgow in march for Noel Gallagher, 17 year old cousin and me, his maw got me a ticket. He looks like an auld c**t and tbh I probably look younger clean shaven even though I'm 22. Where's the best place to go that's decent and pretty lenient lads? Doesn't have to be a club just somewhere that'll be open till 2/3?! Eta the ex could probably get us into bamboo but I'll have to probably pump her and go through a month of harassment afterwards... Head to the garage and get him to pull a fat munter , it is a valuable life experience . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Head to the garage and get him to pull a fat munter , it is a valuable life experience . *Looks off into the middle distance, wipes away a tear.* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 *Looks off into the middle distance, wipes away a tear.*Ah the garage. What a place. So many happy memories. I once received a full on slap in the puss from a girl whose arse I tweaked at the bar. I'd been dared by a mate and being a twat, and a fairly drunk twat at the time, I obliged. As a father, if anyone did that to my daughter I'd pull their hand off and shove it down their throat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 My ex was a shot girl and PR for bamboo: utterly depressing seeing and reading all her shite. What is a "shot girl"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 What is a "shot girl"? They go round the pubs selling you shots at ridiculous prices! I actually know the girl that owns "simmering shots".......some girl! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 They go round the pubs selling you shots at ridiculous prices! I actually know the girl that owns "simmering shots".......some girl! I spewed all over the feet of two shot girls in the Fubar two and a half years ago. I was talking to one of the bouncers who I know from the gym and football and these two shot girls kept harassing me to buy sambuca. I told them that sambuca made me sick but they wouldn't take no for a answer, to shut them up I bought two for a tenner and within seconds of downing them I was sick all over their feet. They started moaning trying to get me chucked out but my mate told them to f**k off as they were warned what would happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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