jagfox Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I'm 39+ so booze and a hand job x #merrychristmas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Your mother sounds a lovely woman I h8 u 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Your mother sounds a lovely woman Your mother has rough hands and has a cheek to charge £15 for a handjob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Your mother has rough hands and has a cheek to charge £1.50 for a handjob. FTFY M8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 From trying to send some money on PayPal I've inadvertently learned I'm getting the new Jeffrey Lewis LP, which I'm quite happy with, although obvs not as good as a hand shandy off jagfox's mum. I like the rough hands, clears up any wee itches in the process without having to stop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 (edited) I only found out Scotland had a new strip out when I unwrapped it yesterday. Felt quite bad as I thought it was one of those cheap Scotland tops you'd get on the Royal Mile at first. I didn't know that either but having done a quick Google, it isn't the worst I've seen. Not the best I've seen either though. Are they still wearing that awful raspberry and custard away strip? Edited December 25, 2015 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Never mind, I've just Googled that too. Dear fucking God. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I got to work nightshift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I got to work nightshift. Snap. Get next week off, though, so every cloud... Ho Ho Ho to the lot of yez. Have a good one. I'm off to kip for the day, avoiding the vist to the in-laws while playing the "poor me, working all through christmas" card. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I got a Ralph Lauren shirt RL polo Fallout 4 Beer stein. I got that from my girlfriend which I'm over the moon with. I expect booze from her family and tattoo time from mine. Good haul as always 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 PS4, couple of games (FIFA, batman, SOM) Saints stuff, socks and rakes of deodorant. Also a "How it works" guide to women. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 A cup of coffee and a bit of toast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Someone bought me the "Sevco's Most Embarrassing Moments Of 1915" box set. Where the hell am I supposed to store 150 CDs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Someone bought me the "Sevco's Most Embarrassing Moments Of 1915" box set. Where the hell am I supposed to store 150 CDs? I could quite easily pick this apart but since it's Christmas I'll leave it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Utter disaster here,not 1 pair of socks,ill have to buy my own 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Judging by the amount of sweets I got, diabetes probably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I could quite easily pick this apart but since it's Christmas I'll leave it. DVDs! It should have been DVDs! : PS Don't let Christmas get in the way of being your usual loveable self. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 DVDs! It should have been DVDs! : PS Don't let Christmas get in the way of being your usual loveable self. Try again. There's another even more glaring error. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 DVDs! It should have been DVDs! : PS Don't let Christmas get in the way of being your usual loveable self. There's also the fact that Rangers faired reasonably well in 1915 but when you get to your age I suppose memories get a bit hazy. Seasons Greetings old yin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Try again. There's another even more glaring error. 2015! It should have been 2015, : 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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