Evil Neighbours Thread

[philpy]

5 minutes ago, Empty It said:

24 minutes ago, philpy said:

A woman across the square who we thought seemed OK has turned out to be one unhinged individual.  She has dyslexia, and a year or so ago the wife helped her draft up emails to the council about getting work done in her garden.  They were getting on fine, a week later she got a new car, the wife asked her what kind, the wife got accused of being a nosy cow and not to speak to her again.  Monday afternoon,  the wife was sitting downstairs  and the daft woman came in the gate, came to the door screaming "YOU YA FUCKING BITCH , I'M GONNA TEAR YOU APART, YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING TO MY DAD AND MY SON!!!".  Wife has seen  her dad once, never spoke to him, same with her son. Thankfully the wife had the door locked.  Wife phoned the police,  they spoke to the daft cow and she stood screaming and shouting at the police,  insisting my wife had "done something" to her son. My wife wouldn't hurt a fly, suffers from anxiety and this hasn't helped at all. The daft boot has been cautioned and told not to come near the house or Me or the wife or she'll get lifted. WTF???

Sounds like she's got more than just dyslexia unfortunately and needs some serious help. No surprise the police just brushed it off, instead of being any real help.

Wife spoke to the daughter of an elderly neighbour today,  and she's been having run-ins with people well before we moved in. This included threatening the elderly neighbour after she politely asked her son to stop kicking his football against her fence 

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

No point in phoning plod, they are worse than the mentalists, had to put up with this intimidating shite for about 5 years from pc dimwit. (my car is the polo, and he parked up later) Thankfully him and his stupid wife have fucked off now, it's absolutely the worst thing living beside idiots.,

[Guest]

Aye my neighbour is a nosey auld cow I have absolutely no time for, constantly shit stirring and gossiping about everyone (most probably us aswell as soon as our back is turned). Just a plain nasty person with nothing better to do than to cause trouble and spread rumours.

[tamthebam]

3 hours ago, Empty It said:

Aye my neighbour is a nosey auld cow I have absolutely no time for, constantly shit stirring and gossiping about everyone (most probably us aswell as soon as our back is turned). Just a plain nasty person with nothing better to do than to cause trouble and spread rumours.

Spread a rumour that she's Jimmy Saville's sister. 

That'll teach her.

[Shandon Par]

28 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

Spread a rumour that she's Jimmy Saville's sister. 

That'll teach her.

Now then now then tam. 

[8MileBU]

5 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

No point in phoning plod, they are worse than the mentalists, had to put up with this intimidating shite for about 5 years from pc dimwit. (my car is the polo, and he parked up later) Thankfully him and his stupid wife have fucked off now, it's absolutely the worst thing living beside idiots.,

The bit I’ve made bold x1000. 

[Guest mr_malcolm]

Definitely did not shag, eat or kill the dog.

You make an interesting point about dementia. His second grandchild was born in March, and recently, when talking to my girlfriend, asked his wife when his son’s wife was due. There has been another couple of things that do make you think that the early signs of dementia may be showing.

Anyway, update. He came to the door an hour ago when I was in the shower, but she said he came to apologise for the way he was yesterday and generally been recently, said it was 10 weeks ago yesterday that his dog died and he’s had a lot on his plate.

I went down and spoke to him, just said that he was bang out of order, and I understood how difficult it must be for him, but it’s been difficult for everyone recently and he shouldn’t be taking it out on a nine year old boy.

My neighbour the other side was out chatting to my gf and she had mentioned to her what had happened yesterday, and to previous neighbours. Apparently the last two neighbours have been forced to sell basically due to his antics in the past, they felt too threatened to say anything, which is pretty tragic in itself. I just hope he sticks to his word and it doesn’t escalate again, because I can’t be fucked with the hassle.

Chin him. Show him who’s boss.

[Guest]

Spread a rumour that she's Jimmy Saville's sister. 
That'll teach her.

Wouldn't work, everyone knows if that was true she'd have told every man and their dug

[mathematics]

On the scheme Facebook page, someone is moaning about dogs peeing on her grass and the communal grass. I love the word salad reply:

 

I am totally behind you on this one. We are not pet owners. We are fed up watching dog owners walk past our house with their dogs on long leads. Dogs should be walking at heal not being allowed to randomly run in and out of private gardens. I suppose dog owners are just happy to let their animals relieve themselves anywhere else rather than in their own gardens. It is nice to have all this green about but not if it is being misused, In some parts of Spain people have to disinfect the area their animals have pee’d or on. It is law. They have to carry disinfectant with them. Still not the answer. 

[djchapsticks]

8 hours ago, 8MileBU said:

The bit I’ve made bold x1000. 

Every day I spare a thought for your poor neighbours.

[scottsdad]

Quote

Owner's desperate plea after two springer spaniel dogs 'stolen' from Scots home

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/owners-desperate-plea-after-two-24522932

I can only assume that @Adam  got a taste for dog flesh and is now prowling the streets looking for fresh victims. 

 

[Flybhoy]

On 08/07/2021 at 18:11, philpy said:

A woman across the square who we thought seemed OK has turned out to be one unhinged individual.  She has dyslexia, and a year or so ago the wife helped her draft up emails to the council about getting work done in her garden.  They were getting on fine, a week later she got a new car, the wife asked her what kind, the wife got accused of being a nosy cow and not to speak to her again.  Monday afternoon,  the wife was sitting downstairs  and the daft woman came in the gate, came to the door screaming "YOU YA FUCKING BITCH , I'M GONNA TEAR YOU APART, YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING TO MY DAD AND MY SON!!!".  Wife has seen  her dad once, never spoke to him, same with her son. Thankfully the wife had the door locked.  Wife phoned the police,  they spoke to the daft cow and she stood screaming and shouting at the police,  insisting my wife had "done something" to her son. My wife wouldn't hurt a fly, suffers from anxiety and this hasn't helped at all. The daft boot has been cautioned and told not to come near the house or Me or the wife or she'll get lifted. WTF???

Take her for a game of pool.

[TheScarf]

Just catching up on this thread. 
 

@Adamirl - 

[Melanius Mullarkey]

The one main thing that lies at the root of Adams story and is likely the main cause of his problems is that he remains to this day, a Clyde supporter.

Im with the neebor.

[Hillonearth]

On 26/06/2021 at 12:41, Adam said:

 

Definitely did not shag, eat or kill the dog.

You make an interesting point about dementia. His second grandchild was born in March, and recently, when talking to my girlfriend, asked his wife when his son’s wife was due. There has been another couple of things that do make you think that the early signs of dementia may be showing.

Anyway, update. He came to the door an hour ago when I was in the shower, but she said he came to apologise for the way he was yesterday and generally been recently, said it was 10 weeks ago yesterday that his dog died and he’s had a lot on his plate.

I went down and spoke to him, just said that he was bang out of order, and I understood how difficult it must be for him, but it’s been difficult for everyone recently and he shouldn’t be taking it out on a nine year old boy.

My neighbour the other side was out chatting to my gf and she had mentioned to her what had happened yesterday, and to previous neighbours. Apparently the last two neighbours have been forced to sell basically due to his antics in the past, they felt too threatened to say anything, which is pretty tragic in itself. I just hope he sticks to his word and it doesn’t escalate again, because I can’t be fucked with the hassle.

Well, at least the mystery of who ate the dug is solved.

[Inanimate Carbon Rod]

1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

The one main thing that lies at the root of Adams story and is likely the main cause of his problems is that he remains to this day, a Clyde supporter.

Im with the neebor.

This adds to my hypothesis that he shagged the dug. 

[mathematics]

On a similar note, my next door neighbour’s kid has broken a panel in the fence by kicking a ball off it. Neighbour said he’d replace it. How long do I give him before setting Mrs Mathematics on the entire family?

[Silvio Tattiescone]

New neighbour has the annoying habit of sitting outside from 5am singing. Real Billy Connolly stuff - "Ceerebeee, errifarrr, how I love you"

 

[Boghead ranter]

3 hours ago, Newbornbairn said:

New neighbour has the annoying habit of sitting outside from 5am singing. Real Billy Connolly stuff - "Ceerebeee, errifarrr, how I love you"

 

Fawnufaw?

[Adam]

Well, the peace and quiet was good whilst it lasted. He’s now apparently told my son that his friend isn’t even allowed on this side of the street, let alone in the garden. The wee guy is a bit of a scheme goblin, but he’s never really given me any reason to think that he’s a badly behaved child.

I’m dreading bumping into him again as I just cannot be fucked with the aggro. Told my gf that I’m getting right fucked off with it and that I want to just sell and buy a new house with a fully private garden, which has caused some tension between us.

Honestly feel myself getting ill at the thought of what barmy reason he’s going to come up with next to prevent my kids from playing in their garden.