Hipster Dufus Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Someone should do an Alan Partridge quiz, with top prize being a superficially damaged Chocolate Orange. Only if it was a milk chocolate one..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 "You once caned me for having a chalk penis drawn on the back of my blazer." "That was a long time ago, Alan." "That's what Nazi war criminals say." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big River Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Someone should do an Alan Partridge quiz, with top prize being a superficially damaged Chocolate Orange. Or a bar of toblerone. And I dont mean a miniature one, I mean a medium sized one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB-Scotland Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Cats. Hammers When collecting my brother from his nursery, I got caught writing that in giant letters on the(otherwise empty) suggestion board in the hallway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 When collecting my brother from his nursery, I got caught writing that in giant letters on the(otherwise empty) suggestion board in the hallway. I actually just guffawed in the middle of the office there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groaninjock Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 I've got a train trip from Montrose to London coming up soon, and had planned to watch the whole first series of I'm Alan Partridge on DVD. But reading this thread reminds me why I can't - I'd be howling with laughter all the way! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 I've got a train trip from Montrose to London coming up soon, and had planned to watch the whole first series of I'm Alan Partridge on DVD. But reading this thread reminds me why I can't - I'd be howling with laughter all the way! I was sitting in a cubicle in work the other day, laughing out loud at the quotes on the first couple of pages on this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Did anyone go see the Steve Coogan tour in 2009? His Partridge bit was excellent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sugden Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 I've got a presentation to do for Monday to the directors. I usually crap myself beforehand so I am going to get about 10 partridge quotes in to relieve the tension. Any suggestions? I reckon "back of the net" and "cashback" are my starters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 I've got a presentation to do for Monday to the directors. I usually crap myself beforehand so I am going to get about 10 partridge quotes in to relieve the tension. Any suggestions? I reckon "back of the net" and "cashback" are my starters. 'In off the red' and 'mines a pint' are sure to go down well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB-Scotland Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 I've got a presentation to do for Monday to the directors. I usually crap myself beforehand so I am going to get about 10 partridge quotes in to relieve the tension. Any suggestions? I reckon "back of the net" and "cashback" are my starters. "A few gremlins in the system there, ghosts in the machine, perhaps a metaphor for.. um....... good evening! Erm, afternoon." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Jackanackanory! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miketheheadlesschicken Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Listen to . It'll blow your socks off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Listen to . It'll blow your socks off. Love that the comments on the YouTube video are at least 50% Partridge quotes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pantene proV Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Golly, an alien judge. Btw, is the Partridge film commom knowledge and that has why no-one has responded to the link, or is it as I said a page back, THE BIGGEST NEWS EVER. Yes, old news bud. Kommen sie bitte und.....listen to Kraftwerk! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well fan for life Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 I was watching a bit of Alan Partridge the other night, I'm always infinitely tickled by this: “That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they ‘Paved paradise to put up a parking lot’, a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn’t quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 I've got a presentation to do for Monday to the directors. I usually crap myself beforehand so I am going to get about 10 partridge quotes in to relieve the tension. Any suggestions? I reckon "back of the net" and "cashback" are my starters. It's not Partridge, but to relieve tension and build confidence I recommend doing this; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msFu17II-Is And if it goes well... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Sunday Bloody Sunday. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you just think 'Sunday, bloody Sunday! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big River Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 I've bounced back, people bounce back! Dennis Hopper, Rolf Harris, there are others... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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