Shandon Par Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, smpar said: He probably could as well, probably has a fucking heafer of a boaby under they shorts. Or is that not what you meant? Take it any way you so wish young man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Take it any way you so wish young man. That'll have to be the bumhole then. I don't have the other one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t1t3h Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 I had a bizarre dream involving Mick Hucknall and Charlie Nicholas playing football in my street a few months back. Charlie was trying loads of skills and flicks and Mick constantly just blasted he ball against my front window, laughing manically everytime he did it. He always sent Charlie to knock at my door and ask for his ball back too. I was getting more and more annoyed in this dream everytime that cretin Hucknall hit my window and Charlie Nicholas was getting more and more upset everytime he came and asked for his ball back until after the 4th or 5th time, I flipped and told him he wasn't getting his ball back. 2 minutes later Mick Hucknall came to the door whilst Charlie Nicholas stood behind him crying. Mick shouted at me, sounding exactly like Bob Geldoff;'What the fucks wrong with you!? Give little Charlie his ball back for fucksake! No wonder society is fucked with people like you in it, fucking hell. C'mon Charlie we'll get you a new ball son.'At this point I woke up. I don't really know what to make of this dream, other than the fact that Mick Hucknall is a dick. I don't really dream of famous people either, just my luck that it was Mick Hucknall and Charlie Nicholas ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Don't know if posters who have lucid dreams have 'triggers'. Not like spinning tops like Inception. But like no reflection in a mirror. Light switch not turning off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Does Jocky Itzdrk dream of electric sheep? Fucking right he does, electric sheep and tit's. Sometimes cocks tae! That's what em talkin' aboot! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 I had a dream last night about Mark Wilson. He was homeless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 Had quite a belter last night, will do my best to set the scene...Scotland were playing a game away to Wales (I've never been Wales in real life) but here I am, 17 and Scotland's main goal threat. Unfortunately however, I'm lost in Cardiff city centre - full kit (except no name and number on the back and in flip flops). This is news. Scotland are scrambling to find their striker bit the Welsh have cottoned on and are trying to stop me find the stadium. I was close but was herded away by a crowd of Welsh wids. Naturally I followed them rather than international duty. However lost them and tried to get back to the stadium. Totally lost I hear a stadium so follow the noise but only to arrive outside a small rugby stadium - could tell as all the folk outside were rugby fans. Frantically scrambling around, I end up in a crowd outside the ground which has gathered around cheerleaders, all outside of the ground? Unfortunately all wid nots with massive balloons down their tops. The tops cheerleaders for this Welsh rugby team were, of course, Kilmarnock tops. f**k knows, all good fun though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 Went up to the Shetland Islands for a wee bit of exploring, then came back a week later and robbed a bank with Franklin, Michael and Trevor from Grand Theft Auto 5. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Last night I dreamt, that somebody loved me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Had a bizarre one last night. Was taking a shit in a room full of people. After having finished said shit a prominent politician, who was in the room, asked me if I had shit and then proceeded to tell me I was rotten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 (edited) I had a dream last night I was playing for Aberdeen in Gothenburg. We were 4-0 down quite quickly. I wasn't worried though as I knew Aberdeen won, so I knew the goals would come eventually. By half-time it was 4-2, I think I set up the first and scored the second. I was wearing 11, if anyone wants to attribute any significance to that. As we were going off at half time there was a Scotland flag thrown on the pitch, I picked it up with the idea of unveiling it in celebration at full time. It had 1963 printed on it, I don't know if that was corresponding to a team or the country someone had taken it to, but there it was. Real weren't wearing white either, instead a dark grey number with white pinstripes and orange adidas stripes on the arms. They were sponsored by ACDC. Then as half-time came I went and got on the Subway, promising I would return. But then I was on the Subway I became Ewan McGregor as Renton, cursed to be taken further and further away from where I wanted to be with Begbie in tow. We were going to a party hosted by a Lithuanian lovely, as he put it. At some point between Govan and Ibrox on the Subway we were actually on a bus. I resolved to get off at Ibrox and get back to the game. Apparently Gothenburg was at Kelvinhall, which if you're unaware of the Glasgow Subway is three stops away from Ibrox. Except the bus seemed to be going on a tour through housing estates and farmland and other places I've never seen. Then I woke up. Edited February 26, 2017 by Miguel Sanchez 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 I had a dream the other night that I was fighting with a girl I used to pump regularly. The argument was because she slagged off The Bangles.Last night I had a dream that my sisters boyfriend killed someone and stuffed the body into a drain, so I might have 1 less sister soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 (edited) On 03/02/2017 at 09:53, Blootoon87 said: Last night I dreamt, that somebody loved me. Aye. Just another false alarm. Edited February 26, 2017 by Tony Ferrino 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 I had a dream last night St. Mirren were playing Liverpool in the Scottish Cup final. What was strange was it being 0-0 and going into extra time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 That could be a premonition rather than a dream, throbs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Throbber is turning into the Clyde fan who always posts about his wife. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Is the ex skinnier than your bird? If so, just tell yer bird that you fancy a cut of leaner meat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 She wasn't happy in my dream but I just wonder why she agreed to a threesome in the first place. When I told her about the dream she didn't want to talk about it: You told your bird or your ex? Either way I doubt you should have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 (edited) You'll lose half of that lovely crockery set if this goes tits up, throbber. Edited March 14, 2017 by Bobby Skidmarks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Come on Throbs, you're not meant to tell your current girlfriend you were dreaming about an ex. Woman are fucking loopy and I guarantee she now thinks yer shagging yer ex. She'll be through your phone when you're asleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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