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Please just die again, only this time stay dead

Yours sincerely, The rest of scottish football

Excepting rasellick, who's failures in Europe are down to the lack of "a strong rangers", according to several of their ex divers players

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There's really not enough laughter in the world for this shitstain of a comedy club.

Thing is, if anyone had scripted the past few years events and taken it to any tv production company, not one of them would have said it's remotely believeable, you can't have a club so badly mis-managed where every day another joke of an embarrassment and shame comes out, bleeding so much money, no one would believe it, it's massively too far fetched.

I hereby nominate Craig Whyte, Charles Green, Mike Ashley, Fatty McCoist and every player who has appeared for Sevco since their birth in 2012, for the Best Comedy Series for Golden Globes, Emmys, Baftas and every other applicable awards.

Best supporting actresses should be the Sevco posters on P&B, John Whurs Ra Deeds Brown, Barry Ferguson, Jim Traynor and Chick Young.

But like all good comedies, they should kill it off once and for all before it turns into a total turkey.

RIP Sevco. Thanks for the memories. And all the immeasurable laughter you gave the world.

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Rangers died.

Sevco were born.

Sevco will die.

And hopefully, that will be THE END.

The worrying thing is that the Horde, uniquely in What's Left of Scottish Football, still haven't got the joke. There are still unscrupulous businessmen out there who will be lining up to offer the whole shebang of "global family, Adidas contract, orange top, rightful place, Champions League Music", and...

Those thick bastárds will be lining up to throw their cash into the next money pit.

What am I talking about, worrying? It's fúcking hilarious. :lol:

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