Colinstein Posted December 31, 2012 Author Share Posted December 31, 2012 We have no debt. I'll repeat that, we have no debt. Even Celtic have some (symbolic debt), but as for the rest......well the banks are baling you out until the final reckoning comes. We are now the business model for Scottish football, Mr Green as to have wages as 33% of turnover, this is the example for others to follow. You really can't argue with that, plus we have SLASHED prices for supporters. So.....ehhhh......hang on I'll get this in a minute. You will wreak financial armageddon by making sure no Rangers fans turn up in SPL away grounds? How many Rangers fans have turned up in SPL away grounds this season? How many clubs have self-imploded into flames as a *DIRECT* result of having a lack of Sevconians in our grounds so far? (Be very specific about direct, Hearts were already fucked) Your plan lacks conviction.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 For tonight I'm taking a bottle of vod and a crate and a half of lager tonight, too much or too little? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 OOO OOO OOO f**k OFF NOSY! CHOPPER DYED HIS PUBES GINGER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 We have no debt. I'll repeat that, we have no debt. Even Celtic have some (symbolic debt), but as for the rest......well the banks are baling you out until the final reckoning comes. We are now the business model for Scottish football, Mr Green as to have wages as 33% of turnover, this is the example for others to follow. You really can't argue with that, plus we have SLASHED prices for supporters. We have bank debt? There you go, even Stewart Gilmour himself is surely unaware of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 CHOPPER DYED HIS PUBES GINGER YOU'RE VERY HELPFUL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts Daft Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 ANOTHER GAY MAN CHOPPER DYED HIS PUBES GINGER b*****ding beat me to it f**k OFF NOSEY I'm having a fucking shitemare here will you lot slow doon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 We have no debt. I'll repeat that, we have no debt. Even Celtic have some (symbolic debt), but as for the rest......well the banks are baling you out until the final reckoning comes. We are now the business model for Scottish football, Mr Green as to have wages as 33% of turnover, this is the example for others to follow. You really can't argue with that, plus we have SLASHED prices for supporters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 As we stagger to the end of what has been by any standards,a remarkable season it is perhaps apt to reflect where it all went wrong for Scottish football. In essence, Scottish football is corrupt and the treatment of my club Rangers F.C. has been quite disgraceful. Let me first begin by saying that Rangers made some big mistakes and to some extent are the victims of our own demise. Our biggest single mistake was to innocently believe that we would get fair treatment and went into liquidation with our eyes closed, unaware of the dark forces arraigned against us. It has been incredible to witness the hordes of adversaries lined up to destroy us. Those wee clubs which we have fed down the years, were quick to bite the hand that fed them as soon as the opportunity arose. The sheer venom was something which I would never have imagined existed. More fool me. Bizarrely, I apportion very little blame to Celtic (see, I am not a bigot!), but rather teams like Dundee United, the maniacs from Aberdeen and other diddy teams. The level of expectancy (dare I say, orgasmic anticipation) of the Big Tax Case and its subsequent outcome came as devastating blow to those who had us guilty before a legal document had even been perused. The fact that Rangers were completely exonerated of any guilt whatsoever, merely highlights the shameful motives and behaviour of others. In any other organization those in charge with any sense of honour would have done the right thing and walked. Messieurs Regan and Crewcut know of no such concept, they are there simply to line their own pockets. On the other hand, the much chastised Campbell Ogilvie emerges with real credit, keeping his cool and his dignity while others around them lost theirs. The emergence of the venerable Charles Green has been a shot in the arm to our glorious club. For once, we have somebody in charge who is ready to take on the corrupt elements who govern our game. The example of Tannadice is just a foretaste of what awaits you all. You will regret treating us with scorn and arrogance. It is payback day and we will teach you a lesson you will never forget. He who pays the piper calls the tune. As attendances continue to plummet in the SPL, Rangers continue to astound an incredulous public with their huge crowds, these are actions not words. Disaster was predicted and disaster will befall those who tried to kill us off. Reorganization of our national game cannot take place without having the country's biggest club (and institution) involved, only a madman would argue with this logic. However, when you come to us bowl in hand, WE not you, will determine the terms and conditions. Finally, as we make our Odyssey around the wee towns of Scotland, we have undergone a metaphysical experience, existential even Like latter day missionaries we have spread the word to the most distant parts of the land. We have reached out to the residents of Annan, Montrose, Elgin, Berwick, Stirling and they like what they have seen. We are not the crude, savage stereotype as depicted in the tabloid press. We have been warmly received by those without an agenda, the respect has been reciprocated. We are not the triumphalists, we are in fact the true saviours of Scottish football. We have slashed ticket prices, we are using young Scottish talent on the field and yes, we are reaching out to all sectors of Scottish society. There is something rotten in the political field of Scotland where Nationalists try to oppress Rangers, seeing in us something which they detest. That is just too bad, we don't do walking away. Incidentally, I have written a whole article without once referring to religion, you see Rangers has risen above this nonsense. Before I tackle some of the presumably excellent points you've made here, I would like to see what a great mind like Gale Boetticher has to say... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Did Charles Green not say Rangers fans would never post in the SPL forum again as long as he was at Ibrox? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1888bhoy67 Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 I forgot about that,I'll phone an Indian. Remember that International rates will apply!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 We have no debt. I'll repeat that, we have no debt. Even Celtic have some (symbolic debt), but as for the rest......well the banks are baling you out until the final reckoning comes. We are now the business model for Scottish football, Mr Green as to have wages as 33% of turnover, this is the example for others to follow. You really can't argue with that, plus we have SLASHED prices for supporters. and all it cost you was 140 years of history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 YOU'RE VERY HELPFUL! CHOPPER DYED HIS PUBES GINGER b*****ding beat me to it f**k OFF NOSEY I'm having a fucking shitemare here will you lot slow doon! ARTHUR DALEY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 It's at times like this that i feel the vast majority of Rangers fans should be herded into pits and machine-gunned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomDom Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 I do. I also have a bottle of red stag that I'm looking forward to getting torn into. Ooft. That's me got two bottles now! Party time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 CHOPPER DYED HIS PUBES GINGER b*****ding beat me to it f**k OFF NOSEY I'm having a fucking shitemare here will you lot slow doon! you've certainly come to the right thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 As we stagger to the end of what has been by any standards,a remarkable season You realise the season still has months to run don't you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinstein Posted December 31, 2012 Author Share Posted December 31, 2012 Very amusing, I see that some of you can post visual images. That requires a certain amount of manual dexterity. However, the Queen's English defeats you. Hibernian have always amused me, a joke club with no identity. More famous for the social degenerates who follow your club. Yes, I have seen "Trainspotting' and it gives a disturbing insight into the minds of people who by any strecth of the imagination cannot be called normal. Before I tackle some of the presumably excellent points you've made here, I would like to see what a great mind like Gale Boetticher has to say... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts Daft Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 ARTHUR DALEY BIG FAT ARSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonedsailor Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 We have no debt. I'll repeat that, we have no debt. Even Celtic have some (symbolic debt), but as for the rest......well the banks are baling you out until the final reckoning comes. We are now the business model for Scottish football, Mr Green as to have wages as 33% of turnover, this is the example for others to follow. You really can't argue with that, plus we have SLASHED prices for supporters. Every single club in Scotland is debt free,.eejit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinstein Posted December 31, 2012 Author Share Posted December 31, 2012 Rangers have WON the league and in RECORD time. Yet another world record. You realise the season still has months to run don't you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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