Gaz Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 "Johnny Tightlips... where did they hit you?" "I ain't saying nothin'." "But what'll I tell the doctor?" "Tell him to go suck a lemon." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 (edited) Homer at the Bat might just be my favourite episode: Mr. Burns: No, Smithers, I've decided to bring in a few ringers. Professional baseballers. We'll give them token jobs at the plant and have them play on our softball team. Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai "3-Finger" Brown... Smithers: Sir? Mr. Burns: What is it, Smithers? Smithers: I'm afraid all those players have retired and... passed on. In fact, your right fielder has been dead for 130 years. Mr. Burns: Damnation! Alright, find me some good players. LIVING players! Scour the professional ranks. The American League, the National League, the Negro League! Edited March 2, 2015 by Sherrif John Bunnell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munro7 Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Given recent events: Mayor Quimby "May the Force be with you!" Leonard Nimoy "Do you even know who I am?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 "Johnny Tightlips... did you see the shooter?" "I see a lot of things." "You know, you could be a little more helpful." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 (In case anyone can't tell, Johnny Tightlips and Fat Tony are two of my favourite characters) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 'Look, Marge - they're just hams, ok?' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 The whole "A Fish Called Selma" episode really is utterly fantastic:Troy Mcclure's fish fetish and Springfield Aquarium bumper sticker "Dr Zaius,Dr Zaius""Could you close your eyes Marge? I'm trying to sleep.""I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such dates as last nights dinner" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wilsons Paperboy Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 The whole "A Fish Called Selma" episode really is utterly fantastic: Troy Mcclure's fish fetish and Springfield Aquarium bumper sticker "Dr Zaius,Dr Zaius" "Could you close your eyes Marge? I'm trying to sleep." "I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such dates as last nights dinner" Smellin' of Troy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 "I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from other Public Information films like Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly and P Is For Psycho." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Am I right in saying that Troy's character has been retired? Criminally underused either way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Am I right in saying that Troy's character has been retired? Criminally underused either way. More dead than retired. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Am I right in saying that Troy's character has been retired? Criminally underused either way. They retired Phil Hartman's characters (Troy, Lionel Hutz, Lyle Lanley and a few others) after he died. They have done the same with Mrs Krabappel, and initially with Lunchlady Doris when their voice actresses died, although there is now a character called Lunchlady Dora who is pretty similar! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 (edited) "The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localised entirely within your kitchen?" "Yes." "May I see it?" "...No." Edited March 5, 2015 by Gaz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Given recent events: Mayor Quimby "May the Force be with you!" Leonard Nimoy "Do you even know who I am?" "A Solar Eclipse, the cosmic ballet goes on." "Does anyone want to switch seats?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 "I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from other Public Information films like Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly and P Is For Psycho." We may remember Troy from such films as 'The Verdict Was Mail Fraud' and 'Leper In The Backfield'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Bit with the church had me in hysterics tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 "Ow my aaaass!" Superb 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Dear lord, Look at that blimp.... he's hanging from a balloon???????????????????????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 "I have a feeling you'll be 'dropping' the charges.." Bart: Mom, I thought you might forget our little conversation this afternoon, so I took the precaution of recording it. Marge: What conversation? Bart: (on tape) Mom, can Otto live in our garage for as long as he wants? (impression of Marge) He sure can! Homer: Marge! What were you thinking? Marge: That's not my voice! Homer: Oh, everybody says that when they hear themselves on tape. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 You don't scare me. That could be anyone's ass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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