The Naitch Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 7 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I was not responsible for the deaths of any children today! A good day in anyone's books! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 I'm not involved in this in any way: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36885893 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I'm not involved in this in any way: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36885893 Ooft, nads flying everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I'm not involved in this in any way: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36885893 Were you the snitch, Sanchez? You know, there's a thread for people like you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 I'm not involved in this in any way: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36885893 I'm guessing this game is popular at all boys private schools and the like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 17 hours ago, Adam said: On a very similar note, a temp receptionist a month or so back mistakenly sent an all staff email (probably about 1500 folk on that one) to one of the CEOs, advising that Mr Brain was waiting for him. I done it last week myself, got an email from a colleague who was going to get doughnuts from this shop up west that is the tits, and I replied to everyone saying I wanted a blueberry one, although thankfully only 30 or so folk in my office all staff effort. I was lucky enough to work for ISS / Harkand when the infamous 'Sandwich Van' email was sent that went viral a few years ago (not so lucky to work there when it under right enough ). Receptionist was engaged to one of the engineers, and they'd been emailing back-and-forth for days on the same chain, banal stuff about what they were going to have for dinner, etc at first, but then, on that day, they started emailing about what they'd been up to the night before, how wet he'd made her, etc, etc. Probably fairly common for a couple. What isn't so common is then for one of them to forward that email chain to the entire company letting them know that the sandwich van was outside. Most people just deleted the email as you do when you get shite like that from reception, but thankfully, a few eagle eyed folk noticed how ridiculously small the scroll down cursor was, took a look and found gold. Was all over Aberdeen within around half an hour (we'd obviously all sent it on before being told not to), and had gone completely viral long before the end of the day. Pair of them were absolutely mortified and ended up leaving. Shame, but also fucking hilarious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire-SFC Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Getting my overtime in my next pay packet which I'm chuffed about as I was able to accrue 40 hours overtime before I went off on paternity leave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 16 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I'm not involved in this in any way: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36885893 Bulgaria have been falling down the rankings since the Dark Lord's return and Viktor Krum's retirement. Laughing stock of the muggle world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 5 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: A woman and a cheese grater. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 5 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: A woman and a cheese grater. She can grate my cheese anytime.* * I have absolutely no idea what I mean by that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 My wallet and my weekly bus ticket dropped out of my pocket just outside work and a young girl handed it in. Seems ridiculous to praise someone for basic honesty, but there you go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 That's me finished work for just under 3 weeks, and I'm off to Virginia on Friday. Happy fucking days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 6 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: My wallet and my weekly bus ticket dropped out of my pocket just outside work and a young girl handed it in. Seems ridiculous to praise someone for basic honesty, but there you go. Absolutely astonished she didn't post it on Facebook farming for her pals to share it and 'like' it for her being so honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Absolutely astonished she didn't post it on Facebook farming for her pals to share it and 'like' it for her being so honest. She'll have got someone to film her picking up the wallet and handing it in #FaithInHumanityRestored 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 If I find a wallet in the street I'm keeping it. Don't want to be judged in these terms. "Aye he ran into that burning building and saved the baby". "Probably just wants his photo in the paper". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 7 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: My wallet and my weekly bus ticket dropped out of my pocket just outside work and a young girl handed it in. ^^^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 1 hour ago, smpar said: That's me finished work for just under 3 weeks, and I'm off to Virginia on Friday. Happy fucking days. Wade in mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 16 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: ^^^^^ Rumbled! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 I'm going to Iceland in September with my girlfriend and discovered yesterday that just a 2 minute walk from our apartment is The Iceland Phallogical Museum. This is an actual thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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