welshbairn Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Sour Apple Smoothie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: It's a fucking Caramac isn't it? The filthy fucker. YES! DIRTY b*****d! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Ladies athletics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Couple of beers and John Wick on Amazon prime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 18 hours ago, Gaz said: Cleveland Steamer? Dutchman's Bagpipe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Fraserburgh felch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 (edited) Galashiels gobble Edited August 7, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Kris Common's Salmon Handbag? Worst band ever. The singer always mimes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HenryHill Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Fife family planning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ad Lib Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Submitted my PhD thesis today. Absolutely exhausted but feels brilliant to have wrapped it up inside 4 years. Also means I finished just in time ahead of moving down to London to start my new job, which will be my first full-time permanent post. I’ve worked full-time, and I’ve worked permanently but never both... Going to be working in the civil service on the Fast Stream, firstly as a policy advisor, which should be fun. Looking forward to a break from academia for a few years and from specifically being immersed in law and legal stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 God save the country. Straight into Brexit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Another week free from hospital treatment. Well chuffed. Due back in work next Monday and if I can make it in and get by then all will be good. Otherwise I'll need to be fed from a drip (possibly for the rest of my life!) I thought they'd want to get me in today and get that shit started but I've been given a reprieve to see if I can keep weight on myself. I also found out that when I do start the drip feeding (called tpn) it doesn't necessarily mean being on it every day. Sometimes as little as 3 days a week could be enough to tick me over. That's definitely eased my worrier. All in all a good day today. f**k you crohn's disease. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Submitted my PhD thesis today. Absolutely exhausted but feels brilliant to have wrapped it up inside 4 years. Also means I finished just in time ahead of moving down to London to start my new job, which will be my first full-time permanent post. I’ve worked full-time, and I’ve worked permanently but never both... Going to be working in the civil service on the Fast Stream, firstly as a policy advisor, which should be fun. Looking forward to a break from academia for a few years and from specifically being immersed in law and legal stuff. Congratulations. Belgian biscuit is, of course, the correct answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ad Lib said: Submitted my PhD thesis today. Absolutely exhausted but feels brilliant to have wrapped it up inside 4 years. Also means I finished just in time ahead of moving down to London to start my new job, which will be my first full-time permanent post. I’ve worked full-time, and I’ve worked permanently but never both... Going to be working in the civil service on the Fast Stream, firstly as a policy advisor, which should be fun. Looking forward to a break from academia for a few years and from specifically being immersed in law and legal stuff. Black tea...now cunto! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Ad Lib said: Going to be working in the civil service on the Fast Stream, firstly as a policy advisor, which should be fun. Looking forward to a break from academia for a few years and from specifically being immersed in law and legal stuff. A policy strongly advisor, hopefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: A policy strongly advisor, hopefully. I am definitely making business cards with that Bravo sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Only a matter of time until we can all legally shag our close relatives then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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