The_Kincardine Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 My nephews in Hamilton are both in their 20s and are about 5'7 and 5'9. Both are shorter than my teenage daughters. I think you need to be at least 6' these days not to be seen as a short arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I would say 5'11. I think you'll find it is 5'10. Unless you're from the West in which case anything over 5'6 makes you a bean pole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shotgun Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 31 minutes ago, throbber said: My penis weighs about 2 stone. I'm guessing you mean it weighs about the same as two wee bits of gravel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 32 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: I think you need to be at least 6' these days not to be seen as a short arse. 30 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I would say 5'11. 41 minutes ago, Shotgun said: I am 5'10" and a wee bit. I would say 5'10" and a wee bit is just about right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Big slice of cake along with my usual breakfast, pre 8am. Happy birthday to me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Dumbarton are in the South section of the League Cup this year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Dumbarton are in the South section of the League Cup this year. 1st round defeat to Edinburgh City awaits! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Just now, Swarley said: 1st round defeat to Edinburgh City awaits! Natch man, natch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 15 hours ago, Aidan said: I was the same, I'm at 12.5 stone now and they say that I can get away with going up to 12.7, but with my football season over I'll go over that I think I'm 5'11 and if I go below 12 stone people think I have some terrible disease and look too skinny. Been a slob recently so now in a fasting regime to get down to my summer weight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 18 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I would say 5'11. Anything less than 5'11 and 3/4" is a short arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is that with our without the dead prozzies heels on? Without. I am I would be 6' 2"+ in heels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Surely those nhs weight guides are a lot of shite. I'm 6 foot 3 and it says I could be 10st 4 and still be healthy, I used to be 12 st and people though I was ill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted May 31, 2017 Author Share Posted May 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, Dazzle said: Surely those nhs weight guides are a lot of shite. I'm 6 foot 3 and it says I could be 10st 4 and still be healthy, I used to be 12 st and people though I was ill. Ive a mate who was a bodybuilder and had about 3% body fat,who constantly got told he was overweight in his offshore medicals 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Surely those nhs weight guides are a lot of shite. I'm 6 foot 3 and it says I could be 10st 4 and still be healthy, I used to be 12 st and people though I was ill. That has to be bollocks. I'm 5'8 and around 10st give it take and although I'm athletic, I'm still what you'd describe as skinny. Not a hope in hell someone half a foot taller than me can be that weight without looking anorexic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Surely those nhs weight guides are a lot of shite. I'm 6 foot 3 and it says I could be 10st 4 and still be healthy, I used to be 12 st and people though I was ill. It is a lot of shite, my lower limit is 8 stone 11 I think. No 30 year old should weigh that little, I remember being just under 10 stone when I was about 19 and I had absolutely no fat or muscle on me whatsoever, If I lost a stone I would be dangerously under weight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 I'm around 5'8" - 5'9" depending on the scales, I'm either "overweight" or "clinically obese".I'm able to accept that, BUT , and it's a huge "BUTT" , the last physical competition I took part in (1992) I managed to beat that time by over 3 minutes in my latest attempt (2017) so f**k the fatty haters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Widge said: That has to be bollocks. I'm 5'8 and around 10st give it take and although I'm athletic, I'm still what you'd describe as skinny. Not a hope in hell someone half a foot taller than me can be that weight without looking anorexic. Another short arse to join me and Bairnardo! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Another short arse to join me and Bairnardo! I came to that conclusion a long time ago. So much so that I tell my girlfriend if she were 3 inches taller I wouldn't go out with her. Just as well she doesn't wear heels very often. But as for joining you, I've no idea what you're referring to, but no thanks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Widge said: I came to that conclusion a long time ago. So much so that I tell my girlfriend if she were 3 inches taller I wouldn't go out with her. Just as well she doesn't wear heels very often. But as for joining you, I've no idea what you're referring to, but no thanks! Its just since i revealed i was 5'8 or a bit less i was getting some comments saying there were no excuses for being that short etc from posters who are 6 foot + and then Bairnardo recently revealed he was also 5'8 and now you in the space of a few days. I don't consider myself as short and always used it to my advantage playing football, shorter players always have good ball control due to the low centre of gravity! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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