NJ2 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 I’ve heard you’re getting knocked out at the first Hearts v Pars game. I’ll cut off your ears so you won’t hear any more nonsense. Can we do this after the game though, don’t want to hurt my bridie eating hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 10 minutes ago, NJ2 said: I’ll cut off your ears so you won’t hear any more nonsense. Can we do this after the game though, don’t want to hurt my bridie eating hands. My friend. I can no longer guarantee your safety. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 My friend. I can no longer guarantee your safety. I’ve been in Fife for some time now, none of these pretenders have dared take a shot. I thought the old wife in the local shop might but she bottled it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 39 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It's a bit irritating if your trying g to bury a dead prostitute. Burying them is a waste of good meat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, Shotgun said: Burying them is a waste of good meat. Obviously you don't leave them there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 49 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It's a bit irritating if your trying g to bury a dead prostitute. 9 minutes ago, Shotgun said: Burying them is a waste of good meat. 5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Obviously you don't leave them there. Ah, you're talking about a Polynesian style luau. Gotcha. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 47 minutes ago, NJ2 said: I’ll cut off your ears so you won’t hear any more nonsense. Can we do this after the game though, don’t want to hurt my bridie eating hands. That’s you that is. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Maple syrup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 8 hours ago, throbber said: Had 20 week scan just there and found out we are having a son. ^^^ 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 A socially distanced day with the family. Nothing like a grandchild’s laugh to lift the spirits. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 29 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: A socially distanced day with the family. Nothing like a grandchild’s laugh to lift the spirits. My father in law came over and that made my wife so happy,the only thing missing was she wanted to hug him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 30 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: A socially distanced day with the family. Nothing like a grandchild’s laugh to lift the spirits. Had all 6 grandkids and a niece from 8am, just all away at 8pm. I’ve been in my glory today. Sun, singing, paddling pools, barbecue and beers. No hugs, no kisses though 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 I am getting to spend some time with my son on sunday for the 1st time since the lockdown,he may be 28 but he will always be my wee boy. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 13 minutes ago, keithgy said: I am getting to spend some time with my son on sunday for the 1st time since the lockdown,he may be 28 but he will always be my wee boy. Aye I have a 34 and 31 year old, still your bairns. A few beers with them tonight before they collected the kids. What it’s all about 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 (edited) 12 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: Aye I have a 34 and 31 year old, still your bairns. A few beers with them tonight before they collected the kids. What it’s all about We go to the football together and it seems strange just texting each other. Edited May 29, 2020 by keithgy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Government handouts now mean I've actually profited from the lockdown.Bars have been open again for a couple of weeks but it's 2pm on a Saturday and I'm the only one on the piazza. What a ridiculous culture. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Government handouts now mean I've actually profited from the lockdown. Bars have been open again for a couple of weeks but it's 2pm on a Saturday and I'm the only one on the piazza. What a ridiculous culture. Jealous as f**k. Cue someone coming on to say they'll be staying away to avoid the reek of your cigarette. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 44 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Government handouts now mean I've actually profited from the lockdown. Bars have been open again for a couple of weeks but it's 2pm on a Saturday and I'm the only one on the piazza. What a ridiculous culture. Wtf is that pish you’re drinking? No wonder people are steering clear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Wtf is that pish you’re drinking? No wonder people are steering clear. It looks like an Aperol Spritz to me, which is a fine drink. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Aperol Spritz, if it is indeed that, is a delightfully refreshing drink to be having in the sunshine. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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