itzdrk Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Some day being had here, key store at my grans bit (no, seriously) has just been refurbished they were doing a deal where if you buy anything Barr you get entered into a draw for a 6 month supply of Irn Bru...standing at the till a woman comes up with a big bag and hands it to me which when I got home had a football, Captain Morgans glass and other stuff in it..just got a call there 6 month supply of Irn Bru won YAS hunners of free hings. Ta Keystore love you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Some day being had here, key store at my grans bit (no, seriously) has just been refurbished they were doing a deal where if you buy anything Barr you get entered into a draw for a 6 month supply of Irn Bru...standing at the till a woman comes up with a big bag and hands it to me which when I got home had a football, Captain Morgans glass and other stuff in it..just got a call there 6 month supply of Irn Bru won YAS hunners of free hings. Ta Keystore love you Congratulations, you fucking jammy w**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Some day being had here, key store at my grans bit (no, seriously) has just been refurbished they were doing a deal where if you buy anything Barr you get entered into a draw for a 6 month supply of Irn Bru...standing at the till a woman comes up with a big bag and hands it to me which when I got home had a football, Captain Morgans glass and other stuff in it..just got a call there 6 month supply of Irn Bru won YAS hunners of free hings. Ta Keystore love you Good things 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Some day being had here, key store at my grans bit (no, seriously) has just been refurbished they were doing a deal where if you buy anything Barr you get entered into a draw for a 6 month supply of Irn Bru...standing at the till a woman comes up with a big bag and hands it to me which when I got home had a football, Captain Morgans glass and other stuff in it..just got a call there 6 month supply of Irn Bru won YAS hunners of free hings. Ta Keystore love you Were you nipping a goer at the time m77? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I played my first ever game of Handball today. Quite enjoyed it I have to say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I played my first ever game of Handball today. Quite enjoyed it I have to say. Loved it as a kid, shame they don't take it more seriously in Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I played my first ever game of Handball today. Quite enjoyed it I have to say. Loved it as a kid, shame they don't take it more seriously in Scotland. We were forced to do handball for PE a lot of the time at secondary school. Good fun in all honesty. Better than a Gay Gordon's or Eightsome Reel. Mind you we also had to play Lacrosse (also good fun). Is this "handball" a euphemism? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittrad Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I think there's a movie by Ben Stiller about handball. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 The best man is his dad... Just as a contingency mind, make sure you have a camera handy if the bridesmaid thing comes to pass. Ta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I played my first ever game of Handball today. Quite enjoyed it I have to say. Where did you do that? Me and my friend were looking for a game after enjoying watching it at the Olympics. We also want to try our hand at Tchoukball 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I'm assuming my invite is in the post. Me too, the lazy fecker must have sent it via ship rather than airmail. His loss, I was going to get them a George Foreman grill (family deluxe size). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Tidy Boys are playing at Coloursfest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Some day being had here, key store at my grans bit (no, seriously) has just been refurbished they were doing a deal where if you buy anything Barr you get entered into a draw for a 6 month supply of Irn Bru...standing at the till a woman comes up with a big bag and hands it to me which when I got home had a football, Captain Morgans glass and other stuff in it..just got a call there 6 month supply of Irn Bru won YAS hunners of free hings. Ta Keystore love you Your maw works there. I smell shenanigans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Has to be 1 can a day? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 6 months supply, I'd be needing 450 cans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Six month supply for me would be....0. Lucozade>>>Irn Bru. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Six month supply for me would be....0. Lucozade>>>Irn Bru. ^^^ Thundercunt found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Where did you do that? Me and my friend were looking for a game after enjoying watching it at the Olympics. We also want to try our hand at Tchoukball I was hoping for a game of throwing midget Teuchters about to rile stonedsailor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 ^^^ Thundercunt found Irn Bru is just one of those drinks that I have never really been a fan of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Some day being had here, key store at my grans bit (no, seriously) has just been refurbished they were doing a deal where if you buy anything Barr you get entered into a draw for a 6 month supply of Irn Bru...standing at the till a woman comes up with a big bag and hands it to me which when I got home had a football, Captain Morgans glass and other stuff in it..just got a call there 6 month supply of Irn Bru won YAS hunners of free hings. Ta Keystore love you Your maw works there. I smell shenanigans. Itzdrk, get your maw to rig the next competition in my favour and I'll go halfers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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