Sweet Pete Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Decided to put my new Stone Island jeans in the wash tonight. Put a shitty pair on as a substitute. Within 20 minutes, I managed to get a massive drop of oil on my old jeans. I've never been happier to ruin clobber. I'd slap you for using the word "clobber" to refer to clothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Your mother was a bit of a looker in her day Mozza 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Your mother was a bit of a looker in her day Mozza Why did you Bugger off to Oz then instead off looking after wee mozza then? Was he that ugly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 I shit you not. I'm scared of finding some "family footage". Did your auld man have a fair bit of slack then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Tremendous - I bet you've never felt closer to the old man, Mozza Get the reels converted and post the links once you've uploaded them to your porn site of choice, please Anyone know if the Highlife Film Company is still in operation? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Last night I plucked up the courage to ask out a colleague from my school and she said yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Last night I plucked up the courage to ask out a student from my school and she said yes. Risky business Raider 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 FFS most of them would eat me alive 19! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 (edited) FFS most of them would eat me alive 19! Aye that's probably, scarily true! Edited October 18, 2015 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Last night I plucked up the courage to ask out a colleague from my school and she said yes. Is she famous enough for dead pool? Asking for a friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Is she famous enough for dead pool? Asking for a friend. Depends how he kills her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 I see where you're coming from there Fudge. Me no telly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Depends how he kills her. Have to get her to marry me first Sarge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Have to get her to marry me first SargeHave you met any you haven't? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Digging around my dads wardrobe looking for his old cine film reels to get them converted to DVD as a surprise Christmas present for him, when I stumble upon this "catalogue" ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1445160690.727772.jpg ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1445160759.578798.jpg ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1445160827.678384.jpg ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1445160840.952584.jpg Mozza', I'm thinking your surname may be Hefner....? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Raidernation coming across as a slightly more evil version of ross from friends 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Raidernation coming across as a slightly more evil version of ross from friends I am not as whiney though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Hugh must be joking! It's because I'm real life Playboy at heart... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 I am not as whiney though Didn't deny the dinosaurs though.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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