19QOS19 Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 A scissor kick in 5's? Crazy fucker B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 A scissor kick in 5's? Crazy fucker B) It was a lung busting run to reach it, I run too far and I was fucked so I wasn't bringing it down! Connected, flashed slightly wide (miles) but aye, it got a few laughs and that's what it's all about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 I dislocated my shoulder landing from a scissor kick at 7's when I was about 20. Barged the goalpost to put my shoulder back in. Sair! ^^^ Mel Gibson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Scallops, chorizo and black pudding for lunch with a baguette and Rioja for lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Scallops, chorizo and black pudding for lunch with a baguette and Rioja for lunch. ^^^ Chicken and Mushroom pot noodle with a pint of Thunderbird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 A dry baguette? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Or do you dook it in wine? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Ah wait, he's wrote lunch twice, I thought the latter was tea! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 A dry baguette? No sliced and spread with Lurpack butter. Also sparkling water with lime and ice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Ah wait, he's wrote lunch twice, I thought the latter was tea! Just realise I wrote 'lunch' twice. Old and fucking doddery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 I dislocated my shoulder landing from a scissor kick at 7's when I was about 20. Barged the goalpost to put my shoulder back in. Sair! Shite. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 I'm trying to work out a way of getting a Santa shaped pish stain onto the blanket. Might need a template. Like The Shroud of Turin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 My lass is taking me away for the weekend for my birthday. She's even arranged for me to have Monday off work to make a long weekend of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Hardly obsessed. Two posts pointing to the fact that you are a c**t takes up very little spare time. As for you calling anybody weird.???? Ironic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 After spending a total of 10 minutes filling in the recommended ombudsmen form and writing a template letter to Marks and Spencer, they have warned me that a BIG PPI CHECK IS INCOMEING. Bee a wear - it might be a scam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Fiat Punto.Is that what you're calling yourself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Is that what you're calling yourself? That's his porn name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 That's his porn name. Mine is Mercedes Shooting Brake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Baby got back just on the radio there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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