WFAANW Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 My son has to change adjectives in sentences so he changed red to big... "Dave likes his big helmet" "Dave is a fucking lying b*****d." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 You are a poor mans DeeMan. Considering you're always posting lies, I'll take this as a compliment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 After finishing work tomorrow, I'm off for 11 days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 My workmate got into an argument in Tesco when a woman's car door touched his. The woman started walking away so he tried to say she needed to come back and check for damage so she turned round and shouted at the top of her voice "YOU'RE JUST A SMALL MAN WITH A SMALL PENIS" What an absolute legend the woman is. She apparently filmed it, I would kill for that footage, if any P&Bers know who the Livingston Tesco size queen is get her to post the footage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Just found out I'll be in Cadiz for most of Carnival week, starts tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 My workmate got into an argument in Tesco when a woman's car door touched his. The woman started walking away so he tried to say she needed to come back and check for damage so she turned round and shouted at the top of her voice "YOU'RE JUST A SMALL MAN WITH A SMALL PENIS" What an absolute legend the woman is. She apparently filmed it, I would kill for that footage, if any P&Bers know who the Livingston Tesco size queen is get her to post the footage. There isn't a Tesco in Livingston, unless he means the distribution centre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 My workmate got into an argument in Tesco when a woman's car door touched his. The woman started walking away so he tried to say she needed to come back and check for damage so she turned round and shouted at the top of her voice "YOU'RE JUST A SMALL MAN WITH A SMALL PENIS" What an absolute legend the woman is. She apparently filmed it, I would kill for that footage, if any P&Bers know who the Livingston Tesco size queen is get her to post the footage. She rocks up, whips out her cameraphone, batters some random's car, then screams to the world that he's got a micropenis? I'm guessing she's probably in the jail by now. Christ only knows what she'd do if they got her order wrong at McDonalds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 There isn't a Tesco in Livingston, unless he means the distribution centre. It was actually the Tesco at South Queensferry. Hilariously the penis-shamer had her two children with her. She also said to my colleague "look at you all dressed up" before insinuating that he has a chode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Scott Brown's hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Scott Brown's hair. I genuinely didn't recognise him at first there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Scott Brown's hair.They could use some to cover the baldy park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I scored what can only be described as a Tony Yeboa (sp) tonight playing fives. Then went back to my usual average self! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I scored what can only be described as a Tony Yeboa (sp) tonight playing fives. Then went back to my usual average self! V Liverpool? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 V Liverpool? Nah against Wimbledon. Albeit without the wee flick off the knee, more just the arrow straightness and in off the bar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 At WOF? Yup. Wouldn't quite have the same effect if it was sighthill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I was playing there last night, this definitely didn't happen in my game ! Should play with a better standard of player then. I only score goals worthy of applause, then miss easy ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Mortgage Offer through. Eventually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Mortgage Offer through. Eventually. How long does sorting all that out usually take? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 (edited) Last day of getting new kitchen installed, thank f**k. House like a building site all week. Looking really good though, just some final snagging needing done after today. Finally got my American style fridge freezer, and a double oven too. Yes, I'm a sad fucker! Edited February 6, 2016 by Rugster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 When a bit of wallpaper comes off in one go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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