philpy Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I have cake. Wife was out with her pal today, and bought me this back. There was more before the pic was taken... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 When the wee man wakes up during the night and gets the fear because he's in a dark room himself and starts crying. Cuddles right into me like a wee person and I could lie there and stare at him for hours. Then everything is undone when he empties his guts in the morning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 1 hour ago, philpy said: I have cake. Wife was out with her pal today, and bought me this back. There was more before the pic was taken... Your wife is quite clearly having an affair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 11 hours ago, Toma_BullyWee said: My scores are horrendous. Tend to follow a pattern - 7, 5, 4, 4, 3, 8, 11...Frustrating thing is I can skelp a ball. It's either dead straight or going so far right I worry one day it will hit me on the back of the head. Then chipping on to the green I'm either over hitting it or playing the sloping green like a pro. After that I will either put from fucking miles or 3 putt from inches away. The only consistent thing about my game is my inconsistency. Drive for show, chip'n'putt for dough, mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 4 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: I take it you asked for cake and she didn't bring any over? Not guilty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 16 hours ago, Bairnardo said: f**k this not being able to reddie posts on the app. Fucking redded ya bam! Redded him for you (and me) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond8 Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Vegas and New York next week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 47 minutes ago, throbber said: Won £100 on a scratch card. Awrite pal? See's 50p for a cup o' tea, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 10 minutes ago, throbber said: I'm going to exchange the pounds for euros and spend in Italy in a few weeks OK, gi'e's 56 cents for a cappuccino then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Moving to Edinburgh in a couple of weeks. Someone tell me this is a good thing...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: Won £100 on a scratch card. 35 minutes ago, Shotgun said: Awrite pal? See's 50p for a cup o' tea, eh? 28 minutes ago, throbber said: I'm going to exchange the pounds for euros and spend in Italy in a few weeks 15 minutes ago, Shotgun said: OK, gi'e's 56 cents for a cappuccino then. 10 minutes ago, throbber said: No, absolutely not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 17 minutes ago, throbber said: It's a great place to live and you will love it. This is what I was looking for! I'm a bit unsettled about it as I kind of want to live abroad now, but I'm going to give my job in Edinburgh a bash and so hopefully I do love it. I know it'll be better than Aberdeen anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 12 minutes ago, throbber said: You're making quite a big deal out of this it's only £100! Sigh. Fine. 25p then and that's my final offer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 46 minutes ago, throbber said: No, absolutely not. Money's changed you throbber, stuck up c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: The people are mostly arseholes but it's a lovely place to live regardless, best decision of my life moving here and settling down/buying my flat. If you aren't sorted for a place to live then stick to the North of the city rather than Gorgie and you'll be sorted. All sorted in the Broughton area! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 23 minutes ago, throbber said: As in Broughton road/street? It's a great area and you won't be disappointed. PM me if you want any advice on the area. Not too far from there - not going to say exactly where on a public forum! I actually spent a bit of time around the area last year due to my girlfriend living near to there last year. My big thing is making friends though... would like to get into a football team but I've not played 11 a side in about 5 years 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 I'm going to exchange the pounds for euros and spend in Italy in a few weeks Swap them for lager tokens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 10 minutes ago, Alex_14 said: Not too far from there - not going to say exactly where on a public forum! I actually spent a bit of time around the area last year due to my girlfriend living near to there last year. My big thing is making friends though... would like to get into a football team but I've not played 11 a side in about 5 years Hearts will take you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 I'm sure you will make friends just fine and you will get into playing football when you meet the right folk. You're moving to a great area and will meet lots of friends. You're a soppy c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Ruaridh just shat standing up (nappy on, thankfully) and it was a real wee toalie. Like a real wee person. hashtagmuchproudhashtagsohappiness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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