throbber Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 I’m going to take a drive to see Hillsborough stadium later on today, almost 30 years to the day after the disaster. Going to treat myself first to a pot noodle for lunch and then a fly tug and a nap after what has been a rather gruelling start to the day. The definition of winning at life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 I’m going to take a drive to see Hillsborough stadium later on today, almost 30 years to the day after the disaster. Going to treat myself first to a pot noodle for lunch and then a fly tug and a nap after what has been a rather gruelling start to the day. The definition of winning at life.There should be the site of a mining collapse nearby as well if you're in the mood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 I’m going to take a drive to see Hillsborough stadium later on today, almost 30 years to the day after the disaster. Going to treat myself first to a pot noodle for lunch and then a fly tug and a nap after what has been a rather gruelling start to the day. The definition of winning at life.This sounds like an episode of Alan Partridge 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 1 hour ago, MONKMAN said: Is that a tattie scone on too? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Sister in laws cat just spilled my pot noodle on the kitchen floor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, throbber said: Sister in laws cat just spilled my pot noodle on the kitchen floor. Are you married?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Are you married?! Well no but I feel a bit childish saying the girlfriends sister. Hardly important right now that my lunch has been ruined anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, throbber said: Sister in laws cat just spilled my pot noodle on the kitchen floor. What flavour was it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Just now, throbber said: Well no but I feel a bit childish saying the girlfriends sister. Oh, that's where you draw the line at with "childish". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Just now, Silverton End said: What flavour was it? Cat hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 What flavour was it?Bombay bad boy. There was an offer for 2 for £1 for the smaller ones but I opted for a single king sized one. The cat just wandered up to it and slapped it over 10 seconds after I put the water in it, I felt like I was watching it all in slow motion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 1 minute ago, throbber said: Bombay bad boy. There was an offer for 2 for £1 for the smaller ones but I opted for a single king sized one. The cat just wandered up to it and slapped it over 10 seconds after I put the water in it, I felt like I was watching it all in slow motion. Hope the cat wasn't scalded, better risk assessment could have prevented this. I'm about to have French Toast 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, Silverton End said: Hope the cat wasn't scalded, better risk assessment could have prevented this. I'm about to have French Toast 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 I wish it had landed on his head and scalded him the b*****d! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Has anyone ever been on holiday to Sheffield before now? Cut throbber some slack. He's a pioneering hipster who can say he'd been to Sheffield "like, you know, before it just got so totally ubiquitous".Actually, I get the impression that Throbs is turning into Pn’B’s very own Jeffrey Bernard.https://www.azquotes.com/author/1305-Jeffrey_Bernard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Well no but I feel a bit childish saying the girlfriends sister. Hardly important right now that my lunch has been ruined anyway.If you've sniffed her pants she's kin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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18May1991 Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Where’s that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18May1991 Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Not ‘Derry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 [emoji23] Fuerteventura. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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