101 Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 3 hours ago, philpy said: Hot pies being dished out 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 I just read the word "concomitant" in a book (The Fine Art of Mixing Drinks): "Alcohol, the inevitable concomitant of progress". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 Just booked a table at the Rocpool Reserve in Inverness for tomorrow evening, a big blowout before the lockdown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Was telling the bairn this morning about an old pal from primary school (he was the goalie in the school team) who was killed about 20 year ago when his motorbike hit a runaway horse. I couldnt remember when it was exactly so I did quick google and brought up a mention of him in this story in the P&J. https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/moray/elgin/1230341/ruby-anniversary-couple-donated-cash-to-keirans-family/ Had a chortle at the line "Robert Farquhar, known as “Bellsy”, died aged 26 when his motorcycle collided with a runaway horse between Elgin and Rothes in 1998" given the fact that his nickname (Bell) was given to him at school due to the fact that he had to go into hospital to get circumcised and when he got back to school, whipped the old johnson out in the playground for all to see. Simpler times. #rip Bell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 37 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Was telling the bairn this morning about an old pal from primary school (he was the goalie in the school team) who was killed about 20 year ago when his motorbike hit a runaway horse. I couldnt remember when it was exactly so I did quick google and brought up a mention of him in this story in the P&J. https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/moray/elgin/1230341/ruby-anniversary-couple-donated-cash-to-keirans-family/ Had a chortle at the line "Robert Farquhar, known as “Bellsy”, died aged 26 when his motorcycle collided with a runaway horse between Elgin and Rothes in 1998" given the fact that his nickname (Bell) was given to him at school due to the fact that he had to go into hospital to get circumcised and when he got back to school, whipped the old johnson out in the playground for all to see. Simpler times. #rip Bell. I often regaled the wee ones with tales of tragic, horrific accidents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I often regaled the wee ones with tales of tragic, horrific accidents. I never told her about the bellend bit tbf. Mind you, she's at primary in Dundee. Im sure she's seen a lot worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: I never told her about the bellend bit tbf. Mind you, she's at primary in Dundee. Im sure she's seen a lot worse. See how she gets on with unsolved murders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 52 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Was telling the bairn this morning about an old pal from primary school (he was the goalie in the school team) who was killed about 20 year ago when his motorbike hit a runaway horse. I couldnt remember when it was exactly so I did quick google and brought up a mention of him in this story in the P&J. https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/moray/elgin/1230341/ruby-anniversary-couple-donated-cash-to-keirans-family/ Had a chortle at the line "Robert Farquhar, known as “Bellsy”, died aged 26 when his motorcycle collided with a runaway horse between Elgin and Rothes in 1998" given the fact that his nickname (Bell) was given to him at school due to the fact that he had to go into hospital to get circumcised and when he got back to school, whipped the old johnson out in the playground for all to see. Simpler times. #rip Bell. Wasn't this an Irvine Welsh novel? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 7 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Wasn't this an Irvine Welsh novel? f**k knows anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Cheese and pickle. So simple. So wonderful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Was telling the bairn this morning about an old pal from primary school (he was the goalie in the school team) who was killed about 20 year ago when his motorbike hit a runaway horse. I couldnt remember when it was exactly so I did quick google and brought up a mention of him in this story in the P&J. https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/moray/elgin/1230341/ruby-anniversary-couple-donated-cash-to-keirans-family/ Had a chortle at the line "Robert Farquhar, known as “Bellsy”, died aged 26 when his motorcycle collided with a runaway horse between Elgin and Rothes in 1998" given the fact that his nickname (Bell) was given to him at school due to the fact that he had to go into hospital to get circumcised and when he got back to school, whipped the old johnson out in the playground for all to see. Simpler times. #rip Bell. Had a similar friend at school who's nickname to this day is Sax, not due to his love of Jazz but more to do with the fact that when he was in first year he was off for two weeks to get a growth removed from his bollocks. 59 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Wasn't this an Irvine Welsh novel? "Kingdom Of Fife" the boy was on a motorbike and got hit by a twisted over road sign and was decapitated. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 8 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Had a similar friend at school who's nickname to this day is Sax, not due to his love of Jazz but more to do with the fact that when he was in first year he was off for two weeks to get a growth removed from his bollocks. Ouch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Bottled 34 bottles of homemade Helles lager today, tasted class right out of the fermenter. Very very high hopes for this one. Wee Nippy willny be taking ma bevy aff me!!!×@!!! [emoji123] etc 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 After working an absolutely ridiculous amount of hours over the last 2 months, I'm finally finished on this site and off work for the foreseeable [emoji3060][emoji3060] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 On 08/10/2020 at 15:13, Bairnardo said: Bottled 34 bottles of homemade Helles lager today, tasted class right out of the fermenter. Very very high hopes for this one. Wee Nippy willny be taking ma bevy aff me!!!×@!!! etc Doing pubs out of business type post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 Safari Park today and not only did I see that big hiding b*****d Tiger up close but I also seen they big sleeping b*****d lions running about doing lion stuff. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 Safari Park today and not only did I see that big hiding b*****d Tiger up close but I also seen they big sleeping b*****d lions running about doing lion stuff. Was there today too. Did not see the tiger. The lions were cool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 22 minutes ago, scottmcleanscontacts said: 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Safari Park today and not only did I see that big hiding b*****d Tiger up close but I also seen they big sleeping b*****d lions running about doing lion stuff. Was there today too. Did not see the tiger. The lions were cool. Seen the da eating a pumpkin for some reason, then the maw and da having a wee play fight, then the maw pishing all over the da's bed. Also seen the Bairn (lion, not mine) doing a massive shite. All in all a proper result in the Lion reserve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Safari Park today and not only did I see that big hiding b*****d Tiger up close but I also seen they big sleeping b*****d lions running about doing lion stuff. The tiger was having a grand old time when I was last there (that or it had been shot): although I was somewhat suspicious of the ZSS's so-called expertise: My favourite though: Edited October 12, 2020 by Hedgecutter 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: The tiger was having a grand old time when I was last there (that or it had been shot): Although I was somewhat suspicious of the ZSS's so-called expertise: Puts me in the mood for some Shetland pony chops or crispy Shetland pony belly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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