doulikefish Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Morton signed Kevin Tidser 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Curling will be introduced to the summer Olympics in 2017 using beach balls rather than stones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 In the sixties, the secret service discovered a soviet sleeper cell in the village of Kippen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 In the sixties, the secret service discovered a soviet sleeper cell in the village of Kippen. It was actually Pitcairngreen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Koala bears are actually the fastest animals on earth. It is just the motivation to run that they lack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 The actress that plays Lauren didn't appear in tonights episode of Eastenders because she was too busy sucking my cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 One of the children singing on 'Panic' by The Smiths is none other than an eight-year-old Danny Dyer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 It is a myth that chameleons can naturally change colour to adapt to their surroundings. The idea was created during the Second World War when a colony of the lizards were injected with an experimental plutonium compound during military testing intended to give humans invisibility. The serum was effective but sadly its side effects include severe brain damage, heart defects and constant intense pain. To avoid heavy animal rights charges, the US government released their creation into the wild to breed, and claimed it was a newly-discovered species. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 The world record for fastest quarter mile by pogo stick stands at 1 minute 32 seconds at an average speed of 9.7826 mph. Set on the 8th of September 1984 at the Bonneville Salt Flats, Toole County, Utah by freelance graphic illustrator Terence Fuckwit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddly optomistic Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Popular P&B poster Mozzamozza, one time, at Camp camp, put a condom on inside out and 'went'. 8 mile knows this as he was hiding in nearby bushes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Interpol was founded by a giant sloth called Marcel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 The mid-1980s saw a short lived musical collaboration between Chris Rea and Dire Straits. They played under the name Dire Rea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 At one time, due to their growing romance, Stevie Nicks was due to marry William Shatner. It was called off at the last minute when she realized she'd be forever known as Stevie Shatner-Nicks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Stracathro service station is very modern and up-to-date. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 The Roman commander in charge of the garrisons on the Antonine Wall at Rough Castle, near Falkirk, was called Crawfordius Baptius. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 The phrase "May ye gang far and fair waur" is translated from an ancient Forfarshire language and means "do not eat the bridies here". I thought it meant 'We have the coldest toilet in Scotland'. Every day's a school day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaikuHibee Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 (edited) The Roman commander in charge of the garrisons on the Antonine Wall at Rough Castle, near Falkirk, was called Crawfordius Baptius. The Baptish (noun): 1. A proud and ancient people. 2. Sons of Baptius. Source: Merriam-Webster Dictionary 4th edition Edited February 3, 2015 by HaikuHibee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 The character of 'Adder' from the 90s cartoon The Animals Of Farthing Wood was voiced by Mystic Meg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Ant & Dec are the b*****d progeny of Anton du Beke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Eminem was originally from Bradford and called MC Smarties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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