Guest Moomintroll Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 A bear will never do a shite, unless it's in the woods. Does it? (P.S I am a contrarian, this could take some time). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 For a definitive answer, consult the Wood Elves. They did, after all, invent motion sensor cameras. Well played. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 From 1983 to 1987, Meatloaf was the president of the Vegetarian Society, USA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopburn boy Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 8 hours ago, Moomintroll said: 8 hours ago, ancientnoise said: A bear will never do a shite, unless it's in the woods. Does it? (P.S I am a contrarian, this could take some time). I thought it was the pope who defecated in the woods , the bear in question not being a presbyterian just for your inner contrarian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 If a bear shits in the woods and there is no-one there to hear it, did a tree actually fall on the pope? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 If a bear shits in the woods and there is no-one there to hear it, did a tree actually fall on the pope?Is the bear a Catholic? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 (edited) Just now, Moomintroll said: 14 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: If a bear shits in the woods and there is no-one there to hear it, did a tree actually fall on the pope? Is the bear a Catholic? I don't think ra bearz like Catholics. Edited September 8, 2019 by Mark Connolly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Moomintroll said: 3 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: If a bear shits in the woods and there is no-one there to hear it, did a tree actually fall on the pope? Is the bear a Catholic? Is the Catholic a bear? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Bold Rover said: Is the Catholic a bear? only if he's Father Teddy... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 The US Open tennis tournament is played at Flushing Meadow. Prior to the courts being built there it was the site of the 1969 world's toilet convention where it is estimated that 7 million flushes happened in a 4 day event. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 12 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: The US Open tennis tournament is played at Flushing Meadow. Prior to the courts being built there it was the site of the 1969 world's toilet convention where it is estimated that 7 million flushes happened in a 4 day event. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 12 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: The US Open tennis tournament is played at Flushing Meadow. Prior to the courts being built there it was the site of the 1969 world's toilet convention where it is estimated that 7 million flushes happened in a 4 day event. Flushing Meadows was previously known as WC Fields but they thought the actor wasn't a good role model. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Flushing Meadows was previously known as WC Fields but they thought the actor wasn't a good role model.Wimbledon was originally named shitstick arena. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 Boris Johnson has already set the wheels in motion to make “Sir” Mixalot’s title official in the New Years honours list by offering the US veteran rapper a knighthood for services to big butts. As Mister Mixalot (to use his correct current title) isn’t yet a commonwealth citizen this is proving complicated and is taking up most of his time and that of his staff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 I once farted in the woods but, since there was no one else around to hear it, my resultant laughter was somewhat redundant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 For the fifth year in a row, Montrose harbour has been voted Harbour of the Year (<3000 vessel p/a class) by the Harbourmasters of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. They beat Arbroath into second place (again) causing much seeth between the feuding Angus hellholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Scotland was discovered by Walter Scott of the Antarctic in 1402 while looking for a safe passage to the north pole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 The US Open tennis tournament is played at Flushing Meadow. Prior to the courts being built there it was the site of the 1969 world's toilet convention where it is estimated that 7 million flushes happened in a 4 day event.We beat that at work most nightshifts as there are two guys with Crohn's on the shift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 20 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Scotland was discovered by Walter Scott of the Antarctic in 1402 while looking for a safe passage to the north pole. It was on this expedition that he came up with the idea of the covered ice rink. Historians found his written notes about a 'building with an ice floor for leisurely skating' many years later. This led to the Border Ice Rink in Kelso being built, with an ice sculpture of Scott on permanent display. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: It was on this expedition that he came up with the idea of the covered ice rink. Historians found his written notes about a 'building with an ice floor for leisurely skating' many years later. This led to the Border Ice Rink in Kelso being built, with an ice sculpture of Scott on permanent display. When experimental archaeologists tried out his idea of tying fish to boots to slide over the ice, and found it impractical, the metal skate was born. Edited September 12, 2019 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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