Moomintroll Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 3 hours ago, CarrbridgeSaintee said: It seems we've gone through most Supermarkets/Newsagents. Better think of Som-or-field a team of youngsters with fresh ideas. Methinks it's time to checkout. Im not Budgen any time soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 5 hours ago, CarrbridgeSaintee said: It seems we've gone through most Supermarkets/Newsagents. Better think of Som-or-field a team of youngsters with fresh ideas. Methinks it's time to checkout. Are you suggesting this thread has reached an Apex, or is it the Quality that’s the issue? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipa Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 Better make a Kwik Save, before it's too late. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 Has it hit a wall? Mart says no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarrbridgeSaintee Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 If the posters on this thread were footballers, they'd be getting coins thrown at them. And have a Poundland on their heads. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarrbridgeSaintee Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 My wife told me the Londis-ny look right. So I cut the grass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 Really enjoying these puns. (Check the forum title) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 All the athletes in the 1896 Olympic javelin event were retired harpooners from whaling ships. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted April 30, 2023 Share Posted April 30, 2023 Plans are ongoing to play an Old Firm game during the half time show at next year's super bowl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 The internet legend that is Donald Trump has found out about the pie and bovril site. He is very angry that there is a thread calling him former president given that he believes he is still in power. When he can find a lawyer he plans to sue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 41 minutes ago, BillyAnchor said: The internet legend that is Donald Trump has found out about the pie and bovril site. He is very angry that there is a thread calling him former president given that he believes he is still in power. When he can find a lawyer he plans to sue. The US Constitution says that nobody can be elected President more than twice. Given that he still claims he won the 2020 election, how does he think he can run again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 41 minutes ago, BillyAnchor said: The internet legend that is Donald Trump has found out about the pie and bovril site. He is very angry that there is a thread calling him former president given that he believes he is still in power. When he can find a lawyer he plans to sue. Better is the QAnon theory that Trump is JFK Jr. In a mask…wait…they actually believe that, nevermind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 1 hour ago, BillyAnchor said: The internet legend that is Donald Trump has found out about the pie and bovril site. He is very angry that there is a thread calling him former president given that he believes he is still in power. When he can find a lawyer he plans to sue. Storm in a tea cup. An out of court settlement has already been reached. Life-time's supply of Bovril will be shipped to Trump Tower, as and when required. Case closed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 28 minutes ago, Fullerene said: Life-time's supply of Bovril will be shipped to Trump Tower, Hopefully just one small jar. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 34 minutes ago, Fullerene said: Storm in a tea cup. An out of court settlement has already been reached. Life-time's supply of Bovril will be shipped to Trump Tower, as and when required. Case closed. He would probably bathe in Bovril to keep up his fake tan look. In fairness, Bovril is probably a better tanning lotion than the Cuprinol red cedar look he is currently sporting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 20 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: The internet legend that is Donald Trump has found out about the pie and bovril site. He is very angry that there is a thread calling him former president given that he believes he is still in power. When he can find a lawyer he plans to sue. If he reads this can I point out he’s a fat, orange, draft-dodging, ugly coward and shite businessman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted July 25, 2023 Share Posted July 25, 2023 Blusher was invented by a Mr Billy Shanpus of Tranent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted July 25, 2023 Share Posted July 25, 2023 Jermaine Defoe owns the UK's biggest collection of bin lorries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted July 25, 2023 Share Posted July 25, 2023 The role of "Charlie" in Casualty has actually been played by 17 separate actors over the years. There has been a revolving door for the role since late 1987, when the original actor in the role spontaneously combusted whilst scuba diving in Lake Windermere. An advanced prosthetics team have been part of the crew ever since, to ensure continuity. Such was the casting turnover in 1997, over the month of May the role of Charlie was portrayed by Gary McSwegan, Jerry 'The King' Lawler and Wolf from Gladiators respectively. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted July 25, 2023 Share Posted July 25, 2023 10 minutes ago, Derek Patterson said: The role of "Charlie" in Casualty has actually been played by 17 separate actors over the years. There has been a revolving door for the role since late 1987, when the original actor in the role spontaneously combusted whilst scuba diving in Lake Windermere. An advanced prosthetics team have been part of the crew ever since, to ensure continuity. Such was the casting turnover in 1997, over the month of May the role of Charlie was portrayed by Gary McSwegan, Jerry 'The King' Lawler and Wolf from Gladiators respectively. Lou Macari played the role from 2001-07 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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