Ross. Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Great result for Morton last night, not many would have put money on it. Seems Celtic again lacked a "Penalty box striker". At the same time as this was happening, Gary Hooper was scoring 2 late goals for Norwich to help them avoid going out the league cup against lower league opposition.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Absolutely glorious stuff. The absolute meltdowns from the likes of Seymour and Timothy are belting though. Lennon the best manager in Scotland ? Excellent fishing trip. There are currently 40 managers in Scotland better than him (him and McCoist are equally inept). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomDom Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Hope Dom Dom had a nice night in front of the telly. Good to see you care about me ya fucking helmet. And yes, I actually had an amazing night, given that Morton just beat Celtic in the cup. The fact that I wasn't there to see it is unimportant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#Gary Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Chuffed to bits for Morton. Once I was on holiday in Majorca and made a couple of pals called John and Ryan. Their dad was the Ton photographer or something. O'Donnell I think his name was. Nice chaps. Aye, well done anyway. My neighbours. Passed a very delighted Jackie this morning. Good to see you care about me ya fucking helmet. And yes, I actually had an amazing night, given that Morton just beat Celtic in the cup. The fact that I wasn't there to see it is unimportant. It's not the fact you weren't there, it's the fact you were delighted that you didn't have to go. Then missed out on one of the best nights many Morton fans will experience. Anyway, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Wednesday 25 Aug 1971 was the last Morton win at Celtic Park, also in the League Cup when it was in the group stage format. The score was the same 0-1. This song was no. 3 in the charts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEqFZnqe3pk&hd=1 Also in August 1971, the first men to drive on The Moon returned to Earth. Their Lunar Rover is still up there (along with another 2 from later missions) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 FTOF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fotbawmad Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Look on the bright side, at least you won't be playing those zombies in the later rounds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluenose122 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Will Barcelona be contacting Morton now to find out how to beat Celtic at Porkheid? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 If the hand is in an unnatural position then it's deemed 'deliberate' until referees gain the power of mind-reading. Stonewall penalty. I've not seen the incident yet, but this for me too with regards to the 'unnatural' hand positions, almost as good as running into the box keeping your arms in the air then claiming it can't be a pen because you never moved your hands towards the ball when it hit you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 So what conspiracy stopped the plastics from winning last night? The usual 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Celtic fan at work today was very magnanimous about the game. Said he could see it coming, which is far from the view I had from my seat - - expected Celtic to roll over us in the second half - expected them to score that last minute free kick - thought we would tire in extra time badly and suffer as a result - would not have been surprised by two late home goals, let alone an equaliser Whilst many would have been confident at Imrie scoring the penalty, and he'd no doubt have been wary of Hands's effort on Saturday (has it landed yet?) all I could do was stand there thinking "please please pleeeeeease......." Anyway - still smiling and enjoying the YouTube clips. Hopefully some highlights tonight amid the live game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 if a Secret Master of the Scottish Rite met a Virtual Past Master of the York Rite, how would they ever find out that they were brother masons? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Stonewall penalty with Ambrose's hand in an unatural position. Otherwise players everywhere will be sliding nowhere near the ball and tackling with their hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Also fitting that the Newco fan in our midst (gloryhunting b'st'rd) who was ejected to much delight, didn't get to share the moment with us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONTROOPER Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 List better managers than him then. John Lennon/Brian fae Family Guy/Peter fae Family Guy/Stewy fae Family Guy/Kermit the Frog/a dead fly/another dead fly................ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 The biggest revelation of the thread is surely that Belfast Tim is actually Scottish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride_of_the_Clyde Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 John Lennon/Brian fae Family Guy/Peter fae Family Guy/Stewy fae Family Guy/Kermit the Frog/a dead fly/another dead fly................ Quite funny actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longjohn Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Well done Morton, excellent result. Should keep Tiny Tears in his job a bit longer as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergie's no1 fan Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Well done Soapdodgers. Told you it's a great feeling . Just please don't take our trophy off us 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Was Barnes a proddy? Don't know but here's his maw. Very tasty. Dedicated to all Morton fans. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgxNgVMcYNY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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