philpy Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 ^^^ Exhibit A You forgot to add "m'lud" on to that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
)typically Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Motherwell is a bit of a hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skintight Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Motherwell is a bit of a hole. With the exception of 2 small shops, the rest of the town centre is occupied and busy. This can't be said for the majority of Scottish Towns. Additionally, there are still new housing estates being built and major expansion plans ahead for the redevelopment of the former Ravenscraig site. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Probably one of the hick towns in Ayrshire. Cumnock, carrick, where to start. Is there any bit where they are not into sex withing the bounds of consanguinity in that whole (hole?) county? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Has to be Montrose surely? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the snudge Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Alexandria is grim. Even more so than Dumbarton which takes some beating. Aside from that the worst place ive been in Scotland is probably larbert 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 New Cumnock offers absolutely nothing to anyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 New Cumnock offers absolutely nothing to anyone. One dreads to think what "old" Cumnock is like, in that case. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 New Cumnock offers absolutely nothing to anyone. In an attempt to refute this scurrilous claim, I discovered this... http://www.newcumnockpool.co.uk/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Old cumnock didn't pay its taxes, that's why they are known as new(co) cumnock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Fudge is spot on, it's much worse living in a picturesque little village with absolutely nothing to do than it is living in a larger place with plenty of facilities and some bad areas. These awards are invariably judging on 'carbuncle' architecture, but who really cares about that as long as you've got decent supermarkets, shops, pubs etc? I lived in a village with nothing in it (except problem families getting rehomed away from Ayr) for far too long. It had a nice National Trust castle with plenty of scenery, but that gets old after the third visit. Then what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 (edited) Fudge is spot on, it's much worse living in a picturesque little village with absolutely nothing to do than it is living in a larger place with plenty of facilities and some bad areas. These awards are invariably judging on 'carbuncle' architecture, but who really cares about that as long as you've got decent supermarkets, shops, pubs etc? I lived in a village with nothing in it (except problem families getting rehomed away from Ayr) for far too long. It had a nice National Trust castle with plenty of scenery, but that gets old after the third visit. Then what? Pretty much spot on, but I suppose living in a wee village isn't too bad if you are within reasonable distance of bigger towns or cities. We've got a couple of local shops (for local people) but we are practically joined onto Musselburgh where there is a Tesco etc, and ten minutes drive from fort kinnaird Edited October 28, 2013 by philpy -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted October 28, 2013 Author Share Posted October 28, 2013 One dreads to think what "old" Cumnock is like, in that case. 'Old ' Cumnock is grim, but not even close to being on the same level as New Cumnock Fudge is spot on, it's much worse living in a picturesque little village with absolutely nothing to do than it is living in a larger place with plenty of facilities and some bad areas. These awards are invariably judging on 'carbuncle' architecture, but who really cares about that as long as you've got decent supermarkets, shops, pubs etc? I lived in a village with nothing in it (except problem families getting rehomed away from Ayr) for far too long. It had a nice National Trust castle with plenty of scenery, but that gets old after the third visit. Then what? Go to the Garden centre and spend your day in the Lime Tree Coffee Shop, organise a visit to see the local quarry? I'm going to raise a nomination for Maybole. Should be the number one priority of any Scottish Government to by pass the place so none of the civilised world has to see how evolution has missed that particular part of the world 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Uh oh, looks like Tubbs has jumped Philpy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Uh oh, looks like Tubbs has jumped Philpy. Say whaaat?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Fudge is spot on, it's much worse living in a picturesque little village with absolutely nothing to do than it is living in a larger place with plenty of facilities and some bad areas. These awards are invariably judging on 'carbuncle' architecture, but who really cares about that as long as you've got decent supermarkets, shops, pubs etc? I lived in a village with nothing in it (except problem families getting rehomed away from Ayr) for far too long. It had a nice National Trust castle with plenty of scenery, but that gets old after the third visit. Then what? He's got a point, but then you look at some of the places in Fife. Naturally, Methil is at the pinnacle of the shit-town mountain. You genuinely get the feeling that it wouldn't have looked out of place in Yugoslavia of the early 1990s. However, Kirkcaldy deserves a special mention. Some areas of it are nice enough, I'll give it that. But in terms of things to do it is absolutely brutal. I only ever head along for the football nowadays. The town center has been decimated by the retail park up the back of the town. A trip down the mercat shopping center leaves you questioning how one place can acquire so many jaikies and old folk. You have a couple of clubs, one of which is pretty much infamous around about Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 In an attempt to refute this scurrilous claim, I discovered this... http://www.newcumnockpool.co.uk/ Nope! You've still not persuaded me to move there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Whilst Kilmarnock is crying out for a lick of paint and a cuddle, it's by no stretch of the imagination the worst place. Irvine's Rivergate Shopping Centre has more jakeballs per capita than just about any place I've ever visited. And, as has been mentioned, New Cumnock has to be seen to be believed. It is a depressed, vapid, vaccuous, empty, dead, soul-less, joy-free hell hole. I have NEVER seen the sun shine on New Cumnock. I have NEVER seen anyone smile in New Cumnock. It's like someone sucked the last bit of good mood out the place in about 1987. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Gentlemen, I give you, Denny. That could be 99% of any town or city in Scotland that voted in Labour councils reflex fashion for fifty unbroken years, had utility housing & shopping complexes slobbered up by whoever gave the biggest backhanders to the housing convener & planning committee chair. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 As ever people completely overlooking the fact that most medium-to-large Scottish towns are much of a muchness - there's not much to do, some shite parts, some really nice parts, and crime isn't really a big deal. Spot on. Places like Greenock and Kilmarnock have some absolutely fucking horrendous areas but they aren't wholly like that and towns that size are guaranteed to have some nice parts. Also when this is discussed on P&B, a fair number of posters will be mentioning towns they've only visited to go to the football so they don't really have an idea what the place is like, especially as football stadiums tend to be in the shittier areas of towns. I've only ever been to Dundee to go to the football so from what I've seen of it it could well be one of the worst places in Scotland, but I'd never mention it in a discussion like this because there are obviously nice areas elsewhere that I just haven't seen. Similarly you go to a St. Mirren game you're going straight into Feegie, you go to a Morton game you're going through Port Glasgow and right into the East End. Take some areas of these towns in isolation and they're among the worst parts of Scotland, but you can't apply that to the whole place and it's far better to live somewhere that has a mix of good and awful areas than a wee place with no redeeming features like Maybole or Cumnock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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