)typically Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Jennifer Watts? I think you're onto something there. So to speak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Is this her? http://www.lolking.net/summoner/na/32906574 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 I'm surprised Broken Arrow hasn't been trotted out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Capsule Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 One of my mates received the nickname "Oxfam" for a while as he was a total charity case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjerseybuddie Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 From the days when the docks in Glasgow were flourishing. Unfortunately so was the thieving. The lads who worked there had a look out who they nicknamed William Tell, so called because anytime he saw someone coming he would shout " come away, come away" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ye Olde Hamiltonian Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 The Mrs has a new Head Chef in the kitchen at her work.She's big,loud,tough,gay and looks like Tam Cowan.She is now known as Sargeant Strapon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ye Olde Hamiltonian Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Two thick blokes,'one was called Whalemeat and the other Shinbone...the names just seemed to fit. Daft bird from Lonriggend called Tattie, a guy I knew shagged her and said I love you Tattie. She asked to be called her real name......."I love you Potato."...He says it's true. Never noticed this one.There's a well known guy goes to the Accies games called Tatty, but he lives in Larbert I think,so probably not the same guy.He is also a devout Christian so pre marital conjugal relations woud be out the window. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Mutt Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Got a pal in Edinburgh called Naïve Dave. He's a hoot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeLurker Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Best I can come up with is a guy referred to as Festival (mainly behind his back) because of his dodgy haircut, because every Festival has a Fringe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speccy1984 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Mate I went to Uni with, Adam Shanks, is nicknamed Armitage 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Real Name: Jim Traynor Nickname: Plimsoll 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithie Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 This will sound really bad and I'm in no way responsible for this nickname but a girl at my previous work woke up one morning with the right hand side of her face completely paralysed. It turns out she had Bells Palsy. She got the nickname Two Face (she didn't know this) from Batman which then lead her to being called Harvey. At the same place of work a girl was known as Bender. I don't quite get the reference but I was told it was because her tits looked like Benders eyes from Futurama. Again going back to the same place of work a manager had the sourest looking face you could imagine. She was known as VT which was short for vinegar tits, the reason being if she would lactate it would be probably be vinegar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nimbledance Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Real Name: Jim Traynor Nickname: Thundercunt Fixed that for you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broony88 Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Someone we play a lot of golf with has been christened the cash cow for obvious reasons. Would be easier for me if he just set up a direct debit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badmonkey Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Went to school with a rather unique looking chap who used to go on about gettin' all the lassies but nobody ever witnessed this. We called this delightful chap stud. Same guy also had the more accurate name of rat boy. If you ever fancy seeing what he looked like get a copy of the viz and look up character of the same name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 NSFW forum for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddie06smfc Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Calvintax loves the boaby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Decent bump Calvintax 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 I mind Off The Ball did nicknames as their topic of the day and someone texted in saying their lazy workmate was called Vesuvius because he was 'dormant and surrounded by ash'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Capsule Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Rory Falus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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