Eoin Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Woof woof, mein Führer. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-36251698 i just found out today i actually know him through a game I play online 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 i just found out today i actually know him through a game I play online The dog? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Worth posting because of the defendants surname. Just In: Benjamin Batterham granted bail over death of alleged intruder http://ab.co/23DkCw5 Judge: can you confirm your name? Defendant: Batterham Judge: that sounds like a confession to me, guilty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Sheepish police blur faces of lambs at centre of alleged rustling. No relation. Abbas Zen said: "It would be an animal rights issue if they didn't [blur the images]." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Cops fool vile train smoker to come forward by linking him to a more serious crime. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-36250518 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Sheepish police blur faces of lambs at centre of alleged rustling. sheep.jpg No relation. Abbas Zen said: "It would be an animal rights issue if they didn't [blur the images]." It helps if you link the article. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-36256534 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 One of my colleagues has been covering the sad death of a "local celebrity". I'll give you a clue - it's not Calvin Harris. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/donations-flood-following-death-popular-7943559 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Nice post Mozza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 IRA supporting primary teacher pleads guilty to posting sectarian rants on social media "They asked to bring up her account on the computer. The accused brought up her account and began deleting posts in front of the witnesses. She was told to stop doing it.†http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/ira-supporting-primary-teacher-pleads-7947075#IWai4c4KioMRPAj0.99 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Something fishy going on. PUNS INCOMEING https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/strange-tail-of-trout-fish-found-in-post-boxes-across-west-dundee/ This story could go big. On Monday night there was a load of trout lying around my 'hood - carrier bags of them, random ones lying about. Didn't have my phone on me otherwise there would have been pics on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Something fishy going on. PUNS INCOMEING https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/strange-tail-of-trout-fish-found-in-post-boxes-across-west-dundee/ the police are looking for this man in relation to the incident 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Something fishy going on. PUNS INCOMEING https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/strange-tail-of-trout-fish-found-in-post-boxes-across-west-dundee/ Pray to cod they find the culprit. And if you don't like puns then I'm happy to meet at your plaice, or 12 Ruel St to sort it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Slow news day at The Daily Record - they have taken to reporting on Mumsnet threads. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/newlyweds-spark-outrage-after-criticise-7945739#F6YlJcj5sJxsBMto.97 I'm shocked at the language these mums use on their threads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Slow news day at The Daily Record - they have taken to reporting on Mumsnet threads. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/newlyweds-spark-outrage-after-criticise-7945739#F6YlJcj5sJxsBMto.97 I'm shocked at the language these mums use on their threads. Would I be correct in saying that Nicola Oakley is the very same "journalist" who did the piece on P&B vs Mumsnet and declared Mumsnet the winners? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Would I be correct in saying that Nicola Oakley is the very same "journalist" who did the piece on P&B vs Mumsnet and declared Mumsnet the winners? Nobody's admitting to having written it on the site, but maybe the print version was different. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Dog attacks dog in Dundee street. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/probe-attack-dog-city-road/ Nothing new there, however a great bit of eyewitness reporting: That is like a dog version of the BBC reporting the death of that soldier in London and asking the witnesses if they looked "Muslim". Also, there was something really funny in the Ayrshire Post last week but I couldn't find the thread to stick it in and now I can't remember the story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Nobody's admitting to having written it on the site, but maybe the print version was different. I'm 100% positive that there was some shrew's byline photo against it at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 A Dundee school is asking pupils to sign contracts to allow them to play football at lunchtimes in a move which has been branded ‘ludicrous’. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/new-school-football-rules-pc-gone-mad/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 "I will take turns in position" All Boys boarding school is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 "Jesus shot in the face" http://www.westerndailypress.co.uk/Vandals-use-air-rifle-shoot-face-Jesus-stained/story-20482831-detail/story.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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