Darren Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Wonder what would happen if the pasta boy’s upstairs neighbour left a hot bath running? His flat would be flooded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 this immediately sprung to my mind and i was away to post it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 One of my colleagues is leaving in a few weeks to start at the Tele. Looking forward to showing him the sort of heavy hitting stories he can expect to be asked to write. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 10 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Wonder what would happen if the pasta boy’s upstairs neighbour left a hot bath running? He'd probably blow a fusilli. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 One of my colleagues is leaving in a few weeks to start at the Tele. Looking forward to showing him the sort of heavy hitting stories he can expect to be asked to write.Are they out of their fucking mind?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Bravo Leeds https://www.leeds-live.co.uk/news/leeds-news/dog-walker-claims-saw-couple-15668383?fbclid=IwAR0KW8K7cvapYPLphuVjLV6L0otgo37yqu-ArOkOPPOlWk5T-P8iwveBHzQ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Bravo Leedshttps://www.leeds-live.co.uk/news/leeds-news/dog-walker-claims-saw-couple-15668383?fbclid=IwAR0KW8K7cvapYPLphuVjLV6L0otgo37yqu-ArOkOPPOlWk5T-P8iwveBHzQLove the fact that they went back for a second look 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 53 minutes ago, ajwffc said: 3 hours ago, senorsoupe said: Bravo Leedshttps://www.leeds-live.co.uk/news/leeds-news/dog-walker-claims-saw-couple-15668383?fbclid=IwAR0KW8K7cvapYPLphuVjLV6L0otgo37yqu-ArOkOPPOlWk5T-P8iwveBHzQ Love the fact that they went back for a second look And a third if I read correctly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 15 hours ago, Jamie_Beatson said: Are they out of their fucking mind?! He's only with us as maternity leave cover and it's coming to an end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Woman banned from Walmart for going round drinking wine from a Pringles can. Fair play tbf. https://www.ajc.com/news/national/woman-banned-from-walmart-after-riding-cart-while-drinking-wine-from-pringles-can-police-say/pUtXPnUokStQiaJLC0FE1O/ Texas. Yeeehaaa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Woman stands on cocktail stick https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/hull-woman-turns-purple-cocktail-2423175?fbclid=IwAR04qn545jiioXNNNEqY1iFAB1v-InL7ll6iR4wRrNXfvFf76jOXGmiZRrU 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 13 hours ago, MixuFixit said: This is fucking glorioushttp://www.alloaadvertiser.com/news/17345232.woman-threatened-to-kill-bingo-staff-after-being-ejected-and-banned/ When staff refused to divulge the information, the accused became aggressive, saying: "Look at yous, standing there s******g yourselves. I'm going to smash this place up. I'm assuming this is "shitting yourself" rather than "shagging yourself" but you can never be sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 32 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: When staff refused to divulge the information, the accused became aggressive, saying: "Look at yous, standing there s******g yourselves. I'm going to smash this place up. I'm assuming this is "shitting yourself" rather than "shagging yourself" but you can never be sure. It wasnt Hawick so shagging could well be the answer here, your Eminence, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 And you all thought it was the alcohol... https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/09/council-bans-cheese-toasties-stop-motorbike-gangs-8325212/?fbclid=IwAR22JvcqBPioF_8kHwgwjK3FxjgaZof5EQjl4lFeC_6IhVxt3wG6uMXWeZY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainspotter Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 "Masturbating" too graphic to be described in local newspaper shocker https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/man-cleared-performing-sex-act-13859876 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, trainspotter said: "Masturbating" too graphic to be described in local newspaper shocker https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/man-cleared-performing-sex-act-13859876 Maybe he was menstruating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 On 14/01/2019 at 11:20, GordonD said: And you all thought it was the alcohol... https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/09/council-bans-cheese-toasties-stop-motorbike-gangs-8325212/?fbclid=IwAR22JvcqBPioF_8kHwgwjK3FxjgaZof5EQjl4lFeC_6IhVxt3wG6uMXWeZY they deserve to have them banned. Look at the f***in state of this: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Guy gets his driving ban doubled after his mum talks to the judge: https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/northern-ireland-mans-driving-ban-doubled-after-mum-talks-to-judge-37720155.html 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 20 minutes ago, Stu said: Guy gets his driving ban doubled after his mum talks to the judge: https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/northern-ireland-mans-driving-ban-doubled-after-mum-talks-to-judge-37720155.html Guess who's not getting flowers on Mother's Day this year! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 9 minutes ago, GordonD said: Guess who's not getting flowers on Mother's Day this year! Kate McCann? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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