Shandon Par Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Old man with a ice pick - seventy six Tyre slashers won't go to heaven - seventy seven etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 A stoater in the Nottingham Post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Given the high percentage of Dundee related posts on this thread I'd hazard a guess that at least one of the people involved here was from Dundee! Threesome sex party brawl breaks out at holiday camp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Given the high percentage of Dundee related posts on this thread I'd hazard a guess that at least one of the people involved here was from Dundee! Threesome sex party brawl breaks out at holiday camp MozzaMozza, PoParadise and Honest Saints Fan imo... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 A lesson in grammar with this headline. Woman sent to jail for noisy sex http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/uk-world/woman-sent-to-jail-for-noisy-sex-1.880292 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 A lesson in grammar with this headline. Woman sent to jail for noisy sex http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/uk-world/woman-sent-to-jail-for-noisy-sex-1.880292 Couldn't the judge have ordered a gagging order? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 If that's how you invited the couple to the potential threesome then it's no wonder they turned you down 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Missing fish found........in pond 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 You think thats bad, you should see my arse. Mods, please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 They don't have any photos but I can pm you some if you want. Will they fit in my inbox? Fnar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Dundee man makes "sinister mannequin of ex girlfriend" http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/fife/you-don-t-understand-how-serious-this-is-sheriff-slams-stalker-who-made-sinister-mannequin-of-his-ex-girlfriend-1.880974 Somebody on here must be able to track down a picture of this. If you can please let me know... I've spent two full days trying to do just that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 This isn't it, but to be honest, I'm not going to sleep tonight as it is, so no more sinister mannequin Google searches for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Dundee man makes "sinister mannequin of ex girlfriend" http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/fife/you-don-t-understand-how-serious-this-is-sheriff-slams-stalker-who-made-sinister-mannequin-of-his-ex-girlfriend-1.880974 Somebody on here must be able to track down a picture of this. In another incident Glass turned up outside the nurse’s workplace clutching flowers and a teddy bear. The court later heard that Teddy Bear was the accused's nickname for his cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 The nurses's patient has seen the pics though and seems quite shocked by them: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Kelso man drives chip van - despite it being on fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuggie_Murray7 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Scum, sub human scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 (edited) Wid. That's really, really awkward. Mostly because the papers have been using a picture of her little sister by mistake. A little sister who is 14.... A 14 year old you just said you'd have sexual intercourse with. Edited June 5, 2015 by mattydfc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Scum, sub human scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuthejag Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Not sure about the story tho 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Fannie Bay has a Dick Ward drive. Fellow motorists captured on camera him driving on the wrong side of Dick Ward Drive in Fannie Bay on November 17 of last year. http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/dick-ward-dr-drunk-andrew-triplett-to-spend-next-six-weeks-behind-bars/story-fnk0b1zt-1227386381062 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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