resk Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 This thread is absolutely ace. Lovely stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2015/08/28/video-lorry-driver-goes-to-aid-of-dundee-woman-as-horse-falls-in-ditch/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Trailer of vegetables overturns on Lochee Road; locals disappointed that it wasn't potatoes. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/calabrese-carnage-in-lochee-as-trailer-overturns-1.897378?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Free sausage roll, ya beauty! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Pillow? Check. Sausage roll? Yum! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 It's all kicking off in Perth. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/perth-kinross/council-staff-bullied-by-protective-parents-1.897435?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/bangers-and-smashed/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Not me before someone asks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuggie_Murray7 Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/bangers-and-smashed/ How many teeth do they have between them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Newlyn Fish Festival portable toilet moved with woman inside http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-34115350 Kudos to the copywriter who wrote: He said it was an easy mistake to make as drivers "go in through the back entrance" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Does the Farfar bridie need protecting? http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/angus-the-mearns/move-to-give-forfar-bridies-protected-status-1.898488 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 115 Ashley Maddison users in Inverkeithing as Fife tops the league of cheaters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Disappointingly not Dundee this time. BLINDFOLDED WOMAN’S DISBELIEF OVER ALLEGATION THAT ‘BOYFRIEND WAS FEMALE’ http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2015/09/08/blindfolded-womans-disbelief-over-allegation-that-boyfriend-was-female/ “I was sat on the bed, he was standing up. Something in my mind said ‘pull it off, pull it off’. “I just pulled it off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Disappointingly not Dundee this time. BLINDFOLDED WOMAN’S DISBELIEF OVER ALLEGATION THAT ‘BOYFRIEND WAS FEMALE’ http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2015/09/08/blindfolded-womans-disbelief-over-allegation-that-boyfriend-was-female/ "He … Gayle … pulled the wool over my eyes.” A chance to use literally in it's correct sense missed. Disappointing. Reminds me Revenge of the Nerds where some lassie dressed as a cowboy has it off with someone in a spacesuit she thinks is her boyfriend but is actually one of the film's "heroes". Apparently this was deemed an appropriate plot twist rather than rape. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 No mention of The Bus Crawl unless you count the Battle of Barry. http://www.darkdundee.co.uk/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Shull's breeks http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/perth-kinross/make-no-bones-about-it-council-aims-to-get-tough-on-fly-tippers-1.899005 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Disappointingly not Dundee this time. BLINDFOLDED WOMAN’S DISBELIEF OVER ALLEGATION THAT ‘BOYFRIEND WAS FEMALE’ http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2015/09/08/blindfolded-womans-disbelief-over-allegation-that-boyfriend-was-female/ More from the Chester Chronicle: She told police that she felt something was 'not right' so she removed the scarf and mask, and saw Newland standing there wearing a woolly hat, swimming suit and prosthetic penis. The evil rapist: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 More from the Chester Chronicle: The evil rapist: They're even doing live updates from the trial - http://www.chesterchronicle.co.uk/news/chester-cheshire-news/chester-prosthetic-penis-trial-live-10017653 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Leopard body parts for sale. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/fife/cowdenbeath-man-charged-with-trying-to-sell-leopard-body-parts-1.899015 Well spotted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 More from the Chester Chronicle: The evil rapist: Wid (not on the receiving end, though). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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