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Going by the grammar in the intro they've cut their sub editors.

Anyway:

Amusing "path that leads to nowhere" in John Ray Park is part of a major networking project

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"Martin Green came across the path in John Ray Park in Braintree whilst walking his Cockapoo, Kuqi."

http://www.braintreeandwithamtimes.co.uk/news/14289445.Amusing__path_that_leads_to_nowhere__is_part_of_a_major_networking_project/

'Cockapoo' rips my knitting. It's a cocker spaniel/poodle cross so it's a cockerpoo. My last ex wife fosters hearing dogs for the deaf and they often use said hybrids. When my weans say such as, "Dad, you have to meet Mac. He's a cockapoo" I have to remind them that they are half Scots and know how to pronounce the letter 'r'. Aye, I'm funny as f**k.

Anyway, bloke takes his own seat on a train:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3463540/Fed-commuter-finds-way-beat-rush-hour-crush-Bringing-folding-chair-board.html

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Apparently "standing-up first thing in the morning" is a problem for Daily Mail hacks.

I know it presents problems after the pubs close, but I assumed they started the day sober, at least.

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This bit is good.

"It felt like the whole funeral was sabotaged.

This doesn't look good for Twm.

Helen said: “Wil’s death has had a devastating effect on us.

"He was one of two horses, so we can’t work without him. We were down to our last pair.

Yes, I bet he put a silk handkerchief over his cock when he had sex.

"Wil was such a gentleman.

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"More Dundonian words that will confuse the rest of Scotland"

https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2016/03/01/more-dundonian-words-that-will-confuse-the-rest-of-scotland/

Erm, no they wullnae. They're mostly words used by the rest of Scotland.

The boy in the picture really should have a certain box office poster bellowing at him in the background.

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It appears we have some Courier/Evening Express flim flam going on here.

SUBWAY APOLOGISES AFTER ABERDEEN MAN FINDS DEAD BUG IN HIS SANDWICH

https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/firm-says-sorry-over-bug-in-food/

So who found the gollach? Was is Dean from Dundee or was it Reis from Aberdeen? Was there actually two gollachs?

Or are the journo's recycling?

The lack of answers on this reeks of shilly shally.,

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