Richey Edwards Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 21 minutes ago, BFTD said: Liking to decorate your house with random corpses is bad enough, but if someone expresses an interest in using the body of their own pet, it's time to run screaming. Jeffrey Dahmer in the making. I have had so many pets and can understand that you get fond of them and it's sad when they pass away. However, turning them into an ornament or drone is disgusting. Whatever happened to burying them in the garden? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 7 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: I have had so many pets and can understand that you get fond of them and it's sad when they pass away. However, turning them into an ornament or drone is disgusting. Whatever happened to burying them in the garden? Or flushing them down the toilet? That cat needed broken up with more than a wire coat hanger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Or flushing them down the toilet? That cat needed broken up with more than a wire coat hanger. Or building a funeral pyre and giving them a proper send off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 4 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: Well, the cat was called Orville. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 13 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: Have any P&Bers ever make cheese out of their partner's breast milk? I wonder how that conversation with the other half goes. "Now, you know how you're trying to cut down on the shopping bill? Well, we're out of cheese, which got me thinking..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Have any P&Bers ever make cheese out of their partner's breast milk? I wonder how that conversation with the other half goes. "Now, you know how you're trying to cut down on the shopping bill? Well, we're out of cheese, which got me thinking..." Do you want a black pudding recipe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 (edited) My brother in law's cat got a proper viking funeral in the Forth and Clyde canal because he lived in a flat and had no garden to bury it. Edited January 27, 2022 by Rizzo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 2 minutes ago, Rizzo said: My brother in law's cat got a proper viking funeral in the Forth and Clyde canal because he lived in a flat and had no garden to bury it. I missed the word 'cat' when reading this. Just as well I reread it out of disbelief. Still on the verge of tears laughing at that cat drone btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Just found this thread. Laughed until I cried at this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Is this stolen from your rodent Only-Fans S & M subscription page ?? Mickey does - Minnie disney 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Is this stolen from your rodent Only-Fans S & M subscription page ?? Mickey does - Minnie disney10QOS19 posted that a while back. I take no ownership whatsoever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 Each to their own I guess... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fife Saint Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 This fucking thread man. Never fails to bring uncontrollable giggles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 On 04/03/2022 at 14:13, Newbornbairn said: I once posted this photo of my dug on Facebook with a comment about her being stuffed and ready for mounting. It was a little disturbing how many people took me seriously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 On 23/02/2022 at 21:10, Hedgecutter said: Each to their own I guess... Is that Facebook marketplace? Asking for a friend, literally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 I saw this in an alcove today in a tiny village in France. You wonder what possesses some people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 "You've had enough mate" 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 35 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: "You've had enough mate" Didn't want to ever sleep again anyway 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 Whenever I need a wee chuckle to brighten me up, this thread is absolute catnip. See if the bible was full of inventive, artistic taxidermic reimaginings of all the folk in it that were murdered, I'm sure the world would be a very happy place. (Granted, some religions might be slightly queasy about Auntie Joan becoming Auntie Drone, but you get my point............) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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