YassinMoutaouakil Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 It was always Eggy dip dip in our houseDid you phone Childline? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Nothing wrong with beans 'touching' the egg! Grow a set you fussy p***ks. Add to the poll please! I'll be the one choosing which sauces go on which foods. How would you feel if someone served up your breakfast with their choice of sauce all over it? "You'll be having brown sauce salt through yer beans, there! (thud)". Imagine if you asked for a fish supper and the guy just gave you his salt/vinegar/sauce combo without asking you what you want. You'd want to rip his throat out, deep fry it and feed it back to him, wouldn't you??! I couldn't give a f*** whether the bacon is rubbing up against the sausage though. (edited as I couldn't string the sentence through the seeth.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Its eggy bread. Your're all morons. Best eaten with a slice of cheese melted in between two slices of said eggy bread. I guess that makes me an inadequate schemey farty paedophile. A slice of what? Don't you mean a slice of hard milky block? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arbroathlegend36-0 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Down here in England they call it eggy bread as French toast is a lot more sweeter as you put in honey and stuff. I still call it French toast as it gets on the Mrs nerves although she did make both of them for me once so she could tell me what the difference was between them and they were both delightful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I'll be the one choosing which sauces go on which foods. How would you feel if someone served up your breakfast with their choice of sauce all over it? "You'll be having brown sauce salt through yer beans, there! (thud)". Imagine if you asked for a fish supper and the guy just gave you his salt/vinegar/sauce combo without asking you what you want. You'd want to rip his throat out, deep fry it and feed it back to him, wouldn't you??! I couldn't give a f*** whether the bacon is rubbing up against the sausage though. Well, no... Because the tomato sauce with the beans is implied on your order. So... If you bought a breakfast, do you expect your beans to be completely separate? Or is it just eggs? Do you got into fits of rage if your beans touch your bacon? (edited as I couldn't string the sentence through the seeth.) Through tears you clearly mean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaviliunas Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Looks like I'm a dirty paedophile cause I'm cooking myself eggy bread for tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Looks like I'm a dirty paedophile cause I'm cooking myself eggy bread for tea. You just made an enemy for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambozpar Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Had 2 slices of eggy bread this morning and launched some lorne in there as well. Poured a dece amount of sugar on it as well and it was beautiful. Did you stand up to wipe your arse when you shat it back out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Re: eggs touching beans. Alan Partridge explained better than I ever could... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaviliunas Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 You just made an enemy for life. Shove your dinner and french toast up your arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Well, no... Because the tomato sauce with the beans is implied on your order. So... If you bought a breakfast, do you expect your beans to be completely separate? Or is it just eggs? Do you got into fits of rage if your beans touch your bacon? Through tears you clearly mean... 'Tomato sauce' with the beans is indeed pretty much on the order. With the egg on the other hand is not. Beany tomato sauce mixed with egg makes the egg tastes inferior. That's all it comes down to. However... what the **** are beans doing in a cooked breakfast anyway? Beans? For breakfast?! That's the big topic of debate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I'll be the one choosing which sauces go on which foods. How would you feel if someone served up your breakfast with their choice of sauce all over it? Fnarr, fnarr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 'Tomato sauce' with the beans is indeed pretty much on the order. With the egg on the other hand is not. Beany tomato sauce mixed with egg makes the egg tastes inferior. That's all it comes down to. However... what the **** are beans doing in a cooked breakfast anyway? Beans? For breakfast?! That's the big topic of debate. I'm with you brother beans should not be on a breakfast plate. Fried tomatoes should be the only option. Why the hell is the orange sludge that cover the beans, described as tomato sauce anyway. I've eaten bananas that taste more like tomatoes than that particular mix of chemicals they put over the beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Am I the only one who eats French toast with jam? It's the tits. No jam = brown or chilli sauce time to shine *awaits padded ambulance* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I'm with you brother beans should not be on a breakfast plate. Fried tomatoes should be the only option. Why the hell is the orange sludge that cover the beans, described as tomato sauce anyway. I've eaten bananas that taste more like tomatoes than that particular mix of chemicals they put over the beans. I'll take this moment to share something brilliant which boggles the mind: Grilled tomatoes taste good with brown sauce. Whoever works that one out is a dead cert for a Nobel prize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambozpar Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I'll take this moment to share something brilliant which boggles the mind: Grilled tomatoes taste good with brown sauce. Whoever works that one out is a dead cert for a Nobel prize. everything tastes good with brown sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Unless you're my 3 year old daughter, it's French toast. If you are my 3 year old daughter. Get back to bed , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Am I the only one who eats French toast with jam? It's the tits. You're a c**t.....a dirty, dirty c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 everything tastes good with brown sauce. Angel Delight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Angel Delight? Especially Angel Delight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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