Hedgecutter Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 May-not-have-had-a-girlfriend-during-his-teenage-years-type-post, IMHO I wish. Memoirs in the NSFW forum. Farce engagements, 'abortions', 'potentially fatal illnesses', infidelity... it's all there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 I wish. Memoirs in the NSFW forum. Now that you mention it, it vaguely rings a bell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 What? HC was once engaged to Quasimodo? Quasimodo might have been an improvement for him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Based on what I am now doing for a living, should have tried harder at the school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 I would love it if our school started brining in absolute wasters to speak at assembles, so that pupils could see what a shite life not sticking in at school can lead to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 I would love it if our school started brining in absolute wasters to speak at assembles, so that pupils could see what a shite life not sticking in at school can lead to. Our school invited some recovering addicts in to talk to us all about staying away from drugs. After the initial talk, the teachers left so we could ask questions of the speaker. It pretty much became a session of "Which pupil has taken the most drugs and just how hard do they think it makes them look? ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Our school did as well but they were called teachers. Ho ho folks. Thanks. I'm here all week. Wahey! Tell you what, I'll try and write some more jokes for you during my seven-week long summer holiday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 I would love it if our school started brining in absolute wasters to speak at assembles, so that pupils could see what a shite life not sticking in at school can lead to. From what I recall from my school days, pretty much anyone over 25 was a dick so I don't know how effective that would be. Might give you a laugh at the losers but the arrogance of youth means that when 'you' leave school you're gonna be one smooth pimp daddy ! As someones said before, your parents might not have the best imformation or advice at their finger tips but its not in their interest to steer you wrong, you'll be picking their nursing home ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Probably listen to my parents more often. As others have said, they did have some knowledge about them. Stick in at school, spent years working in dead end jobs before deciding to go to university. Never trust a lawyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 1. Don't support Celtic or The Rangers unless you live in Glasgow. 2. If you live in Glasgow move at the earliest opportunity. 3. Don't do drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 1. Don't support Celtic or The Rangers unless you live in Glasgow. 2. If you live in Glasgow move at the earliest opportunity. 3. Don't do drugs. Says the bloke from Dundee. I'd feel safer in Chechnya tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 I'd feel safer in Chechnya tbh. You should move there then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 You will know real love more than once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_K_97 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Always use Google Chrome's ctrl+shift+n function Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 You should move there then. That... that doesn't really make sense to what I was saying, but OK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 When you told your pals in late 2003 that Porto would win the Champions League the following summer, you should lump your student loan on it rather than just feeling smug for about 2 minutes when it happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Too much advice I would give my younger self. Most of it I could probably do with taking now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Says the bloke from Dundee. I'd feel safer in Chechnya tbh. Actually, Chechnya (well Grozny anyway) is no longer the "go to" place whenever you want to refer to a shit-hole city. It actually looks quite nice now. I reckon the new "you couldn't pay me to live there" city should be Homs. Eta: Also, if you live in Chechnya, you get to go to the dancing (the only thing wrong is the complete lack of burds) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQFa9MumHjU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 That... that doesn't really make sense to what I was saying, but OK. You have over 4,000 posts on here yet you don't recognise selective quotation and sarcasm. I'm a bit surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 I will always look back on that day as a 14 year old bandit at golf when I did a Tin Cup and went for it with my three wood. I would have went to the county winter cup team, training with the best of the best if I had only just layed up. I would have been a far better golfer than I ended up as, and probably be still playing it now. In terms of football I always wished that I had worked more on my pace. In terms of academics I wish I had stuck to doing more practical subjects rather than pointless, dull ones like Information Systems. In terms of my drinking history, even as bad I was back then I'd still have done it the same way. Otherwise I would not have learnt from it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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