lithgierose Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 be carefull which ( record ) CD you have on when using the rhythm method.70's . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 That school was actually there for a reason. Not for pissing about like I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 That school was actually there for a reason. Not for pissing about like I did. Actually, my advice would be, don't worry if you pissed about at school. You can still sort your life out. Go to college. Then go to university. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Actually, my advice would be, don't worry if you pissed about at school. You can still sort your life out. Go to college. Then go to university. The problem is, I have a mortgage to pay for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Don't get married and stay single. This advice is only good until a certain age, let's say 35. Keep following this advice and by the time you're 40-45 you'll be the tragic loner barfly in the pub that annoys the normal customers and bar staff in equal measure. You'll buy a cat for company but even this animal will think you're a complete loser. Your normal dinner will be sausage beans and chips, or whatever sandwiches have been marked down at the local supermarket. By the time you're 60 you'll be a person-repellent and people will actively avoid you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 The problem is, I have a mortgage to pay for. Well go to college. Then university. Or sell a kidney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 This advice is only good until a certain age, let's say 35. Keep following this advice and by the time you're 40-45 you'll be the tragic loner barfly in the pub that annoys the normal customers and bar staff in equal measure. You'll buy a cat for company but even this animal will think you're a complete loser. Your normal dinner will be sausage beans and chips, or whatever sandwiches have been marked down at the local supermarket. By the time you're 60 you'll be a person-repellent and people will actively avoid you. I like sausage beans and chips with a egg When I was married I was a loner anyway instead of a cat it was just a woman that resented me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Ask the Doctor for a second opinion when he says there's nothing wrong with your hip. That way you don't end up with a limp for the rest of your life. When on holiday with your friends in Greece, don't turn down the nice geordie girl who invites you back to her room. Your girlfriend only dumps you the week after you get home anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Dont think that because you're thin and never put weight at the moment that you can just eat what you want all the time. Save even a little bit of money from the off as it'll come in handy later on in life. Dont care what anyone else thinks if their opinion isn't going to affect your life in any way. Bag up...for the love of god bag up. Edit: Get a job doing something you have a remote interest in. It'll make your days much easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 When I was 19 I was an exchange student in Sweden. I lived in accommodation along with the other exchange students including some very nice Dutch girls. We had a halls party one night and 2 of these girls came up to me and asked if I wanted to go to the opera with them the next day. Thinking myself as a smart arse, I went on a semi-drunk tirade against the opera, saying all what I'd rather do to my eyes and ears than go. I thought at the time I was the muts nuts and very funny, but wasn't. Next night they went without me and I have regretted that incident ever since. ^^^Best chance of a threesome gone forever^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Anyone contemplating how they should live their life should take heed of this brief clip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 I wouldn't have moved down to Merseyside away from Glasgow for a job! I never get a chance to visit the family/friends and I'm starting to miss it in all honesty. Sometimes its best to stay at home! Lesson learnt I think... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Don't take a year out and go to Australia, travel Canada instead. Canada >>>>> Australia Canadians >>>>> Australians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Don't take a year out and go to Australia, travel Canada instead. Canada >>>>> Australia Canadians >>>>> Australians You think so, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 You think so, eh? Yes, yes I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 If I thought for a minute the little b*****d would listen; I would tell him. 1. Your parents, teachers and career advisers are pushing you towards the holy grail of a 'safe job'. Ignore them. For one thing; there's no such thing as a safe job and for another; the one you pick is going to suffocate you. Find your passion and follow that. 2. Go to university. You live in an age when not only will it be free, you'll also get a grant to live on while you're there. You don't yet realise how huge that is. 3. That girl you're going to go out with when you're 19? Treat her a damn sight better than you do. 4. Buy a car sooner. Trust me, you'll have sex a lot more often. Get a friendly dog too. Same reason. 5. Stop worrying about what other people think. It's your life, not their's. And as far as we know, you'll only get one shot at it. 6. When you're 21, a girl will want you to take her to Paris. Take her. 7. Your best friend is going to die when you're both 22. Appreciate the time you have with him. 8. Start a pension plan early just like the old people are telling you to. They're right on this one. 9. You're a good artist. You have the potential to be really good. The people telling you otherwise are not your friends and they do not have your best interests at heart. For fuxxake, why are you listening to them? And lastly... 10. Join a gym you skinny little git. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Don't let your parents shoehorn you into believing that studying is the be all and end all, you'll end up fine with your choices in life Don't agree to get engaged because your madly in love with the lassie, she may turn crazy after it happens. Start a savings account, don't go out every weekend, there's no need too. Don't let anyone talk down your dreams, not even your family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Gather every penny I can get my hands on and move to Budapest in 1989 and buy as much property as I can. Flog it all in '94 and move to Moscow and do the same. Flog everything in 2000 and move to Vietnam/Cambodia, repeat. Retire early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 If you prefer where you live to Dundee, DON'T move to Chechnya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Seeing a few posts saying "don't do drugs". I'd go back and tell myself to do more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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