tamthebam Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 tbf he was probably fechtin' other cats but Dad used to blame the fox. The bold boy was actually soft as shite when indoors. His sister never got into fights- she was a good hunter but because she was bloody huge I think the other cats used to avoid her. The Mags Haney of our neighbourhood! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Catnipped oot his nut this morning. You need to go easy with that shit, my cat's on methadone now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 On 26/01/2017 at 22:33, D.A.F.C said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22567526 This is worth a watch. That programme was hilarious. The Shamley Green moggies were shown to be getting up to all sorts of mischief. All manner of conclusions were drawn regarding the cats deliberating going out at set times to avoid confrontations with one another as well as maximising their species hunting potential if their area was under 24 hours feline hunting. Only for the very last household to have seven cats in them behaving entirely differently, going out all manner of times, not caring a shit about other cats cutting through their territory, & generally blowing all their conclusions right out of the water! For those of you who missed it: One hour's worth of full frontal pussy leaving nothing to the imagination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 I admire the lad's determination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 Back to full fitness after the fight trauma,back on the roof, looking good and feeling good. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 On 04/02/2017 at 16:31, Shandon Par said: I admire the lad's determination. How freaked out would you be if he caught it one day? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 36 minutes ago, Dee Man said: How freaked out would you be if he caught it one day? and then fired it straight back, right through the middle of Shandons skull. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 51 minutes ago, Dee Man said: How freaked out would you be if he caught it one day? I wouldn't put it past him. He gets me up every day around 4.30am to hunt for it. I'm starting to see flickers of recognition that the red dot may be linked to the wee laser pen thing in my hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 19 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I wouldn't put it past him. He gets me up every day around 4.30am to hunt for it. I'm starting to see flickers of recognition that the red dot may be linked to the wee laser pen thing in my hand. I've had great fun with this too but your cat (if it's smart enough) will definitely click that the pen in your hand is the source. If I so much as move the pen now (it has a wee key chain that makes the slightest of noises when you pick it up/move it) they come sprinting in from any part of the house and sit at my feet, waiting for the dot to appear. I picked it up a few weeks ago to have a play with them but after about 10 seconds the batteries died and the light disappeared, cue about 15 minutes of my cats staring in awe at the floor and occasionally glancing up at me every now and again as if to say "the fuck's goin' on?". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 19 minutes ago, The Moonster said: I've had great fun with this too but your cat (if it's smart enough) will definitely click that the pen in your hand is the source. If I so much as move the pen now (it has a wee key chain that makes the slightest of noises when you pick it up/move it) they come sprinting in from any part of the house and sit at my feet, waiting for the dot to appear. I picked it up a few weeks ago to have a play with them but after about 10 seconds the batteries died and the light disappeared, cue about 15 minutes of my cats staring in awe at the floor and occasionally glancing up at me every now and again as if to say "the fuck's goin' on?". He is exceptionally stupid. He's about one notch up the evolutionary ladder from Teddy Ruxpin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 16 minutes ago, throbber said: My girlfriend came across a cat that had been splattered on the road in EH7 last week. Had she trodden on it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: My girlfriend came across a cat that had been splattered on the road in EH7 last week. Pity it wasn't you that was splattered. There's no justice in this cruel world. IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackislekillie Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 49 minutes ago, throbber said: That's a bit harsh. Fair though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 10 minutes ago, throbber said: Why do you want me dead? I thought we had a decent rapport. I was only joking, when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 13 minutes ago, throbber said: Why do you want me dead? I thought we had a decent rapport. I read that as Biggie saying it's a pity it wasn't you your girlfriend came across. Maybe that's just the workings of a dirty mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Jesus, Biggie cuts to the bone... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 58 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I think the question you need to ask yourself here is why was your girlfriend sexually aroused by a dead cat? Toxoplasmosis. Can turn women a bit sexually deviant. Either that or she's simply not being satisfied by throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 3 hours ago, throbber said: The entire thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Almost got it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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