Show us your pussy..!

[Melanius Mullarkey]

What?

[hk blues]

14 hours ago, Arch Stanton said:

My sister has taken to crocheting. 

Here is her attempt at Freyja, got the moustache and, even though we can't see it here, the stumpy tail.

'Taxidermy Made Easy' thread for this pish!

[tamthebam]

On 22/09/2023 at 11:37, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Fabric sofa, down the middle, inbetween cushions etc.

Thank you.

He's got a nonchalant "I'll boak where I want, cunto" look about him. 

[Melanius Mullarkey]

9 hours ago, tamthebam said:

He's got a nonchalant "Eh'll boak whaur ah want, cunto" look about him. 

FTFY

[Derry Alli]

On 22/09/2023 at 15:16, Melanius Mullarkay said:

#RIP Timmy, my sisters cat. He had a good life, was about 17 or thereabouts but had cancer and a big tumour in his gub at the end.

Did a couple of photos here for my sister so she can remember him. Will get these framed for her.

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Timmy Turkey Teeth. Rest easy, fella.

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

On 22/09/2023 at 23:27, Melanius Mullarkay said:

What?

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

 Knows what side of the gate to stay on, bit like North/South Korea.

Thank you.

Edited September 28, 2023 by Bigmouth Strikes Again

[Bairnardo]

Wee ginger twat who I share a house with spewed on my bed last week. Then, simply fucked off to sleep in a clean place. 

[TxRover]

43 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

 Knows what side of the gate to stay on, bit like North/South Korea.

Thank you.

[BFTD]

1 hour ago, Bairnardo said:

Wee ginger twat who I share a house with spewed on my bed last week. Then, simply fucked off to sleep in a clean place. 

Women, eh?

Hope the cat wasn't too traumatised by such uncivilised behaviour.

[itzdrk]

My friend is catsitting for me and sent this:

It's such a wee treat getting a photo of the wee idiot out the blue.  

Spoiler

And I saw a street thing with who she's named after yesterday

 

[Melanius Mullarkey]

Here’s Betty. Wanders about our street and round to some pals on the street round the corner. Legs are mangled, age or from a car many moons ago. Quite old I reckon.

[BFTD]

2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Here’s Betty. Wanders about our street and round to some pals on the street round the corner. Legs are mangled, age or from a car many moons ago. Quite old I reckon.

Looks like she'd still rip your arm off and dare you to take it back.

I'd estimate she's in the vicinity of 20, though that does sound like a b*****d of a paper round.

[Arch Stanton]

Happiness is a paper bag from Amazon.

 

 

 

 

Edited September 30, 2023 by Arch Stanton

[Alert Mongoose]

Two years ago the bold lad arrived to join his half sister.

 

[Stellaboz]

Missing the first half, being 3 0 down and the stream being completely unwatchable, Poppy literally decided to switch the Pars game off before it's finished. 

She's an absolute hero.

[senorsoupe]

Ivan (orange) and Wally (tuxedo) are enjoying the Autumn sunshine today

Edited September 30, 2023 by senorsoupe

[itzdrk]

 

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Once upon a purr-fectly peculiar day, in a neighborhood not far away, there lived a most extraordinary cat named Rosa Luxemburg. She was no ordinary feline, for Rosa had a penchant for the peculiar.

One sunny afternoon, as Rosa dozed lazily in a patch of dappled sunlight, she overheard a conversation between the birds in the garden. They chirped and chattered about the world's injustices, and Rosa's ears perked up.

"Tweet, tweet! The world needs a hero!" sang the sparrows.

"Chirp, chirp! Someone to stand up for what's right!" added the finches.

With a determined flick of her tail, Rosa decided that she would be that hero. She transformed into "Antifa Cat," donning a tiny mask made of leaves and a cape fashioned from a forgotten ribbon. She would champion the rights of all creatures, great and small.

Antifa Cat's adventures were legendary. She rallied the neighborhood cats to protect the squirrels' nut stash from greedy crows and helped the mice negotiate fair cheese distribution with the humans. No injustice was too small for her keen feline senses.

But it wasn't just her bravery that made Rosa Luxemburg special. It was her ability to bring laughter and joy to the darkest of days. She would play hide-and-seek with the butterflies, perform acrobatic stunts on the fence, and even organized a grand tea party for the neighborhood's smallest residents – the insects.

As word of Antifa Cat's exploits spread, she became a symbol of hope and fairness. Every creature, from the tiniest ladybug to the wisest owl, knew they could count on Rosa Luxemburg.

And so, in a world where fairness and kindness were cherished above all else, Rosa Luxemburg, the antifa cat, remained a beloved legend – a reminder that even the smallest among us can make the biggest difference.

 

[BFTD]

^^^ huge pile of dead finches and sparrows hidden in the closet

[Melanius Mullarkey]

4 hours ago, BFTD said:

 closet

Probably the most disgusting thing you’ve posted on here over the years. And that’s saying something.