itzdrk Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Just got a new kitten; twelve weeks old and she's already battered both adult cats and the dog Any name suggestions are more than welcome! If the cat is kicking c***s in you better call her Rousey (Ronda) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 I have not, no. My current cats are called Tiger and Bentley. They're rescue cats and we didn't name them. I'd have named them Alan and Roger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Kinky would be a great name for a cat. Will give it serious consideration, although maybe not for this one. We had a cat who enjoyed sex with rabbits and getting high from sweaty feet fumes, and that would've been perfect for him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 That first pic looks like the first frame of a really horrible internet video, and that's clearly not the same cat in the second pic, you MONSTER! Kidding; she's lovely, although clearly world-weary from the past nine years She is a lazy thing nowadays, sleeping about 18 hrs a day and keeping outdoor activities to a minimum. Still has kitten-like moments of madness though, chasing her tail and generally destroying things for attention. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 f**k's sake. Wee monster's just put a runner in my lovely new Wasps shirt, and has started the whole "haud me 'til I fall asleep, fat man" thing Night a'body - apparently this is a two-hand job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 I had a cat called Bob, loved that little fucker so I did. I got the sad news he'd passed away while I was in Brussels for the Scotland game. I'd just been mugged about 30 mins previously, but I was more pissed off about Bob. Gave my sob story to the bird working in the next bar, who happened to be from Hamilton, and I got a hug and she let me off with the round of drinks at 46 Euro. Cheers barmaid, cheers Bob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 The wife's not keen on Myra or Eugenia Thundercunt, but I'll keep them in mind in the unlikely event that we have another wean. Stookie was quite popular, but the general consensus seems to be that she should have a name that reflects her badassery; the wife likes 'Ripley' at the moment, although I maintain Jones is the real hero of the first film. I mentioned Radge, considering the unprompted arse-kickings she's been administering, and that's gone down well too. Any other Scottish words/names that might suit? She's in the process of demolishing the living room at the moment; she seems to be one of those cats that sees something on a surface and thinks, "what's this doing here? Clearly this belongs on the floor! In several pieces!" No one is more bad ass than Myra hindley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 On the hunt again.......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 This is Hobbs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Cats are rubbish pets unless you are a lesbian Please explain the logic not underpinning that statement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 This is Hobbs. Adolf would have been a better name. IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Adolf would have been a better name. IMO.Adolf Kitler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 1, 2015 Author Share Posted September 1, 2015 Apparently I must be a lesbian. Fair enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Here is one of our cats, his name is Oliver. He's a handsome lad and the friendliest cat you'll ever meet. Our other one is not so friendly and only seems to like me. She was a runt of a litter and was pretty much feral when she was a kitten (we got her at five weeks from a couple who had no idea how to look after cats). Thankfully she's settled down a lot but she's always wary of other people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Recent victim of ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 1, 2015 Author Share Posted September 1, 2015 Your cat looks mental mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 This one's called Hamish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoy who invented weetabix Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 (edited) Recent victim of ... FFS. That's like something out of a horror film. (the victim, not so much the cat.) Is that a bird its been chewing on? Edited September 1, 2015 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 FFS. That's like something out of a horror film. (the victim, not so much the cat.) Is that a bird its been chewing on? I think it was a mouse - my wife or daughter dealt with it. He generally likes to eat just one bit of the animal. Usually the head but this morning I found a mouse that at first looked perfect until I noticed he'd eaten all the skin and flesh off its tail. We got him as a kitten from somewhere in Forfar - possibly explains his behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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