Adam Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Llamas dont count... It's an Alpaca, and it helps get the chat going!Least I've no got curly hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 (edited) 1 minute ago, Adam said: No, I moved into my own house ages ago! Cheers though gents, got a second date arranged for Tuesday night. Good, don't mope about and bother being discreet or anything. Wear one of these and get some footage up here. He/she won't mind, like the transsexual girl, it could be her big break. Edited September 25, 2016 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Just now, Adam said: It's an Alpaca, and it helps get the chat going! Least I've no got curly hair. A fair point, well made. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Mrs Madam > Branjelina 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 I think Adam and LM are going to end up meeting each other on Tinder and it'll be a modern version of the pina colada song. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 12 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I think Adam and LM are going to end up meeting each other on Tinder and it'll be a modern version of the pina colada song. I'm waiting for Sweet Pete and his bottle of rose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 8 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: I'm waiting for Sweet Pete and his bottle of rose. Whereas what your going to get is Philpy and a bottle of Lambrini. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 The creepiness level of this thread is about to increase 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 7 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: The creepiness level of this thread is about to increase About to ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 1 hour ago, throbber said: My girlfriend is out on Wednesday night if you want to swing by mine. I'm working, mate. I've got a ticket to see Chris Brookmyre talk about his latest book this afternoon though if you're free? It's only an hour so you'd only need to watch the kids for 2 hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 16 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: The girl chatting up Adam was probably Zen Archer, trying to free up Mrs M. Better luck next time you double denim'd lothario. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: Whereas what your going to get is Philpy and a bottle of Lambrini. He's already nearby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 I watched an episode of Jeremy Kyle one morning with the tagline along the lines of "My husband of XX years is now my wife!" and the pre-op transwoman came out and was describing her life and the assorted procedures she had gone and was going to go through. Afterwards out of curiosity I had a look on youtube and watched a video of the, uh, operation. Without going into any specifics the most sensitive parts of both genitals correspond to one another, so not everything gets taken, and it is still possible to orgasm afterwards. It didn't go into detail regarding depth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 4 minutes ago, throbber said: Did it make you want to get a sex change Miguel? I have considered my sexuality at great length and have no desire to irrevocably alter my person to pursue it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 One of the worst things I have ever seen on tv was the sight of a guy with body dismorphia attempting to castrate himself. He managed to get one nut halfway out before fainting. Truly grim yet deeply compelling viewing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Ah yes, BME Pain Olympics. Treasured adolescent viewing along with one guy one jar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Throwaway_tosser Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 On 9/25/2016 at 02:23, Sergeant Wilson said: You were the tosser guy looking for advice then? Checking in. Tinder didn't exist last time I was single. In no rush but definitely curious to check it out! I live in an area that has a pretty strong pool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Got this yesterday, just for shits and giggles. Some of the photos of folk claiming to be 18 are fucking hilarious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 25 minutes ago, Marr1 said: Got this yesterday, just for shits and giggles. Some of the photos of folk claiming to be 18 are fucking hilarious. ^^^Discovered very recently that there are possibilities of picking up girls that used to have a penis on Tinder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: ^^^Discovered very recently that there are possibilities of picking up girls that used to have a penis on Tinder. ^^^ Very recently had relations with a girl who had a penis type post IMO Edited September 27, 2016 by Marr1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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