Theroadlesstravelled Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 Dating nowadays sounds genuinely horrifying. What is a talking stage? Here’s a tip for a long relationship - Don’t question your wife’s choices because you were one of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 56 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Dating nowadays sounds genuinely horrifying. What is a talking stage? Here’s a tip for a long relationship - Don’t question your wife’s choices because you were one of them. 48 seconds of saying nothing, just to save anyone the hassle. It's Orwellian how much vapid shite gets talked by people in their early 20's or late teens. No content to it at all. Perhaps it's always been thus. Do any P&B-ers have lady friends who talk like this? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Dating nowadays sounds genuinely horrifying. What is a talking stage? Here’s a tip for a long relationship - Don’t question your wife’s choices because you were one of them. She said the word “like” so much it stopped sounding like a word 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 She did not understand that there was no such thing as happiness, that the only victory lay in the far future, long after you were dead, that from the moment of declaring war on the Party it was better to think of yourself as a corpse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 8 hours ago, Central Belt Caley said: She said the word “like” so much it stopped sounding like a word Like, she's a decent looking lassie with, like, some set of bangers but, like, I couldn't sit I her company for more than, like, 30 seconds. That is fucking excruciating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 1 hour ago, 'WellDel said: Like, she's a decent looking lassie with, like, some set of bangers but, like, I couldn't sit I her company for more than, like, 30 seconds. That is fucking excruciating. You could always use her bangers as ear muffs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 28 minutes ago, hk blues said: You could always use her bangers like ear muffs. FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 (edited) 4 hours ago, 'WellDel said: some set of bangers 2 hours ago, hk blues said: her bangers Edited March 4, 2023 by Miguel Sanchez 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 10 hours ago, 'WellDel said: Like, she's a decent looking lassie with, like, some set of bangers but, like, I couldn't sit I her company for more than, like, 30 seconds. That is fucking excruciating. By sounds of it she doesn't like the talking part, so it would just be a shit load of banging, and with they bristols who'd complain? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 14 hours ago, 'WellDel said: Like, she's a decent looking lassie with, like, some set of bangers but, like, I couldn't sit I her company for more than, like, 30 seconds. That is fucking excruciating. I’m sure she’ll be devastated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PossilYM Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 On 04/03/2023 at 08:48, 'WellDel said: Like, she's a decent looking lassie with, like, some set of bangers but, like, I couldn't sit I her company for more than, like, 30 seconds. That is fucking excruciating. Respect 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PossilYM Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 On 26/02/2023 at 14:36, Ekhibee88 said: Worth paying for Bumble? Do you really get more matches? Complete scam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PossilYM Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 On 27/02/2023 at 10:03, scottsdad said: Reading the thread, I wish you all luck. Whether you're looking for love or just a bit of fun. My dating days are long behind me. Internet dating sites didn't exist when I was single, and don't know if things are better with them for people or not. If I re-entered the dating scene now I'd be hopelessly lost in all this. My old days of chatting folk up in pubs. What age are you, 85? So you got a free bus pass? Over 50s males in working class areas are a dying breed. Can you still walk? Do you have hair? Do you work? Own a house and/or car? Guessing you don't look like Quasimodo. Then your a catch in most of Scotland. Ratio of females to males over 50 is in men's favour because men basically drop dead quicker for a variety of reasons. Want your cream cookie then put yourself about a bit, man. Lot a lonely 50 something women out there needing loving. Take yer pick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 3 hours ago, PossilYM said: What age are you, 85? So you got a free bus pass? Over 50s males in working class areas are a dying breed. Can you still walk? Do you have hair? Do you work? Own a house and/or car? Guessing you don't look like Quasimodo. Then your a catch in most of Scotland. Ratio of females to males over 50 is in men's favour because men basically drop dead quicker for a variety of reasons. Want your cream cookie then put yourself about a bit, man. Lot a lonely 50 something women out there needing loving. Take yer pick. What a strange post 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 3 hours ago, PossilYM said: What age are you, 85? So you got a free bus pass? Over 50s males in working class areas are a dying breed. Can you still walk? Do you have hair? Do you work? Own a house and/or car? Guessing you don't look like Quasimodo. Then your a catch in most of Scotland. Ratio of females to males over 50 is in men's favour because men basically drop dead quicker for a variety of reasons. Want your cream cookie then put yourself about a bit, man. Lot a lonely 50 something women out there needing loving. Take yer pick. No, I am married. That's why I am not looking for a date. Been with Scottsmum for 21 years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 On 03/03/2023 at 23:25, Theroadlesstravelled said: Dating nowadays sounds genuinely horrifying. What is a talking stage? Here’s a tip for a long relationship - Don’t question your wife’s choices because you were one of them. Fair enough that lassie said nothing. However, see those videos you see on Insta or whatever, they are all accounts that worship cúnts like Andrew Tate. Full of wee Incel dicks who moan at lassies like tht cos they won't f**k them. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 7 hours ago, PossilYM said: What age are you, 85? So you got a free bus pass? Over 50s males in working class areas are a dying breed. Can you still walk? Do you have hair? Do you work? Own a house and/or car? Guessing you don't look like Quasimodo. Then your a catch in most of Scotland. Ratio of females to males over 50 is in men's favour because men basically drop dead quicker for a variety of reasons. Want your cream cookie then put yourself about a bit, man. Lot a lonely 50 something women out there needing loving. Take yer pick. Madame RH33................................izzatchoo ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PossilYM Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 5 hours ago, scottsdad said: No, I am married. That's why I am not looking for a date. Been with Scottsmum for 21 years. Married 21 years and baw deep in a thread about Tinder. The Universe is telling you something neebor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 1 hour ago, PossilYM said: Married 21 years and baw deep in a thread about Tinder. The Universe is telling you something neebor I came on to wish folk luck. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PossilYM Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 12 hours ago, scottsdad said: I came on to wish folk luck. Is that for our benefit or your missus? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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