Granny Danger Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 14 hours ago, Sugar_Army said: A female friend once told me that she only wanted for three things on a blind date. 1. For them to turn up. 2. To resemble their profile pic. 3. Not be a serial killer. Due to the poor quality of the dates she endured she later reassessed that to any two out of of the possible three would be acceptable. Was her funeral well attended? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 I'd maybe not disclose your fiance died fairly recently. As a female who's used dating/hook up sites, I'm afraid I'd find it a bit, ummmm, too soon and assume emotional baggage 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 On 16/12/2022 at 22:17, Thistle_do_nicely said: literally just noticed that with gold theres a wee tab that gives you a timer which is presumably when the person you've liked will receive it, im sure this wasnt displayed on the free version. Sneaky sneaky. edit: also twigged that the recommended matches should if its accurate receive likes quicker, so i started from there. apparently users used to get 1x free super like on the free app a day too, now have to pay in order to get 5x a week (so you're now paying to get 2x less per week than you used to get for nothing, typical) me waiting over the weekend to see if i can get my first reply on a match: Like I mentioned before; don't sit on it for hours at a time, can be very depressing just staring at it and not seeing anything happening fast. Take your time, you'll know when the right match and conversation starts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 2 hours ago, RH33 said: I'd maybe not disclose your fiance died fairly recently. As a female who's used dating/hook up sites, I'm afraid I'd find it a bit, ummmm, too soon and assume emotional baggage What's it really lik being a woman on these apps? i always assumed thst for yous there would be an army of VL's & chancers bombarding you every minute making it quite hard to separate the wheat from the chaff? do you need to employ similar managing skills to the ones discussed here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 (edited) 20 minutes ago, effeffsee_the2nd said: What's it really lik being a woman on these apps? i always assumed thst for yous there would be an army of VL's & chancers bombarding you every minute making it quite hard to separate the wheat from the chaff? do you need to employ similar managing skills to the ones discussed here? I've only briefly used tinder/bumble etc and one date via match. I used a different site that matched what I was looking for. Lots of "hey babe wanna suck ma cock". a) no and b)you live in Southampton so I doubt it'll reach. Careful setting of message filters was the key but blokes will set up fake female profiles etc Oh and the obvious copy and paste that's sent to every female online at time Edited December 20, 2022 by RH33 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 25 minutes ago, effeffsee_the2nd said: What's it really lik being a woman on these apps? i always assumed thst for yous there would be an army of VL's & chancers bombarding you every minute making it quite hard to separate the wheat from the chaff? do you need to employ similar managing skills to the ones discussed here? I once made a fake female account to see what being a woman on those apps would be like. I had 100 messages in the first minute with most of them being "hi how r u". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 Just now, Richey Edwards said: I once made a fake female account to see what being a woman on those apps would be like. I had 100 messages in the first minute with most of them being "hi how r u". Did you get the penis next to sky remote or lynx can photos 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 2 minutes ago, RH33 said: Did you get the penis next to sky remote or lynx can photos Yes. That was the point at which the experiment was abandoned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 5 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Yes. That was the point at which the experiment was abandoned. Likely story. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 13 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: I once made a fake female account to see what being a woman on those apps would be like. I had 100 messages in the first minute with most of them being "hi how r u". Yeah, tbf I haven’t had that many dodgy messages, I usually get the hi how r u? ones as well. The only dodgy one I had was some bloke shouting in capital letters at me about asking him questions, so he got blocked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 ok silly question but whats so wrong with opening with - hi how are you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 1 minute ago, effeffsee_the2nd said: ok silly question but whats so wrong with opening with - hi how are you? It's perceived as boring. Try sending random song lyrics to people instead. Spoiler DISCLAIMER - I am single and this is probably why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 19 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Yes. That was the point at which the experiment was abandoned. I now know exactly which site you joined 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 Just now, RH33 said: I now know exactly which site you joined Which one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: It's perceived as boring. Try sending random song lyrics to people instead. Hide contents DISCLAIMER - I am single and this is probably why. "Masturbation saved my life - I was nervous as a child" 7 minutes ago, Jambomo said: Yeah, tbf I haven’t had that many dodgy messages, I usually get the hi how r u? ones as well. The only dodgy one I had was some bloke shouting in capital letters at me about asking him questions, so he got blocked. HE HAD A RARE EYE CONDITION YOU UTTER TRUMPET Edited December 20, 2022 by BFTD 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 Just now, Richey Edwards said: Which one? We don't mention it in public. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 My same friend that had her top 3 dating likes was also on a fetish site. While apparently not strictly a dating site, more a place for like-minded people to chat and explore, she told me she once got an opening line of... "Are you into medical stuff? If so I just bought a speculum and am looking for a patient". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 11 minutes ago, Sugar_Army said: My same friend that had her top 3 dating likes was also on a fetish site. While apparently not strictly a dating site, more a place for like-minded people to chat and explore, she told me she once got an opening line of... "Are you into medical stuff? If so I just bought a speculum and am looking for a patient". I once got "Would you let me eat a Mathiesons smoked sausage out your pussy?" Was fact it was a brand specific one that cracked me up even more. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 And what did you say? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 Just now, Stellaboz said: And what did you say? Mmmmmmmmattesons. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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