Sugar_Army Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 1 minute ago, RH33 said: I once got "Would you let me eat a Mathiesons smoked sausage out your pussy?" Was fact it was a brand specific one that cracked me up even more. Ffs that's tomorrow's tea ruined. Admittedly my friend is a wee bit "out there" in her outlook on life. She once fell on tougher times and took to "working extra" to make ends meet. I have no idea how she managed it (well I did due to the fact she had a child and saw loans from friends as mooching) but thankfully that was only for a short time. She was discussing an ex-client once when she suddenly blurted out... "and another thing, why the fcuk would he want to wear his dead girlfriends knickers while I give him a hand job?" To be honest I could not come up with an answer to that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 12 minutes ago, RH33 said: I once got "Would you let me eat a Mathiesons smoked sausage out your pussy?" Was fact it was a brand specific one that cracked me up even more. That would work. I don't like them straight out the fridge, but I don't like them piping hot either. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 8 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: And what did you say? 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: That would work. I don't like them straight out the fridge, but I don't like them piping hot either. See the curve would.you insert in both holes..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 That’s enough Pie and Bovril for one day. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 Is there a knack for getting it out of the shrink wrap intact? Asking for a friend . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 9 minutes ago, RH33 said: See the curve would.you insert in both holes..... I didn't know I'd to make the lunch too. Do it yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 Don't remember noticing this thread before, but that's my evening's reading sorted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 18 minutes ago, RH33 said: See the curve would.you insert in both holes..... 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 Not like @RH33to turn a threat in the wrong direction is it .. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted December 21, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 21, 2022 when i was a naive young lad i was chatting to a girl online and she recommended i have a look at a site called nakedbloggers. when i went on it there was just wall to wall pictures of mans willys so i was just about to leave but then i saw a little box that said "click here to find out if any of your friends are nakedbloggers" as soon as i clicked it i got a message off my sister asking why she just got an email saying "Alex wants you to join him on nakedbloggers" it sent the email to everyone in my email contacts. my dad, aunties my boss everyone. 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 17 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: when i was a naive young lad i was chatting to a girl online and she recommended i have a look at a site called nakedbloggers. when i went on it there was just wall to wall pictures of mans willys so i was just about to leave but then i saw a little box that said "click here to find out if any of your friends are nakedbloggers" as soon as i clicked it i got a message off my sister asking why she just got an email saying "Alex wants you to join him on nakedbloggers" it sent the email to everyone in my email contacts. my dad, aunties my boss everyone. Well? Were any of them naked bloggers? Years back at work, we had to set up a demonstration telephony server, and didn't have access to our licence information for the software. It needed to be working for the next day, so my boss didn't want to waste time waiting to hear back from the provider, and told me just to Google key generators for it. After a few minutes at my desk in the middle of an open-plan office of around a dozen computers, one of which is being used by my boss' boss, one of the dodgy warez sites redirects me to a well-known troll site: Quote "A site created by the GNAA, which opens windows of 6 shock sites that fly around so you cannot close them. It also plays really loud sounds of a guy saying "HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO", a few minutes after, sounds become more loud and screams and a Jews.WMV (which is gay porn video) windows open really quickly, they may crash your computer if too many of them opens." I've had better days at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 3 hours ago, effeffsee_the2nd said: Not like @RH33to turn a threat in the wrong direction is it .. Well you did ask! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satoshi Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 I've been using tinder fairly regularly for 4-5 years but stopped last year as I was seeing someone. My recommendation to tdn is to ditch the smoking line, I never said my height in my bio but it's no big deal either way - better to get photos where you are clearly taller than shorter friends. Most importantly tho + don't take it too serious, don't ever attach your self worth to tinder. After a few months you will have plenty of birds around I'm sure. I never had gold, but if you don't best to reinstall every few months to put you back to the top (albeit only briefly). And, not that it helps, but tinder is always better when you are outside of your home country, it's a humbling fall to earth when I return to Scotland. The best opener I ever had when a girl asked if I was a cigarette - because I was smoking hot and she wanted to put my butt in her mouth. I did not meet her. Sadly, where I am now, my pics are repeatedly being used as a catfish profile. It's a small, Muslim community so my profile obviously stands out. The guy (or guys) behind it have absolutely dreadful chat that is mercifully far away from anything I would ever say. They obviously can't meet people but are using it to sext / harvest nudes. Eventually word got out that yes I had used dating apps, no I don't anymore because I am seeing someone, no that fake profile is not me and any profile that is me would be verified. Still mortifying, and probably why some random people on the street seem to recognise me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 8 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: Yes. That was the point at which the experiment was abandoned. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 Just when one feared PnB had gone terminally beige along comes @RH33 to restore one’s faith. Magnificent, thank you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Derry Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 I've done worse things with a smoked sausage tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 10 minutes ago, The Derry said: I've done worse things with a smoked sausage tbf. You've ate one haven't you!? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 8 hours ago, RH33 said: Well you did ask! Know what miss, it’s your sausage & you can do whatever you like with it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 Thing is, a freshly unwrapped smoked sausage IS slimey enough… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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